Happy Steak and Fellatio Day!

Bennie-Mac · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:34

TrixiBuG said:
Last year he got kangaroo steaks and this year I have already spent like £20 on meat

(and no we are not married)

I dont know what the rest of you have planned for tonight but by the sound of things Trixibug will definetely spend some time later with a **** in her mouth.

McGray · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:35

Bennie-Mac said:
I dont know what the rest of you have planned for tonight but by the sound of things Trixibug will definetely spend some time later with a **** in her mouth.

Yeah I think that's how this works.

Bennie-Mac · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:36

McGray said:
Yeah I think that's how this works.

Its more the fact that shes advertising this. "Hey guys I will have another persons penis inside my mouth for a short period later on this evening. Good day."

Tuppy_Glossop · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:37

anything-but said:
Has to be asked....why pigs' liver? Consistency?

Verisimilitude :eek:

Tuppy_Glossop · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:37

Can somebody invent 'Pasty and Smashing Day' ?

McGray · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:39

Bennie-Mac said:
Its more the fact that shes advertising this. "Hey guys I will have another persons penis inside my mouth for a short period later on this evening. Good day."

Ever been to a wedding?

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:43

McGray said:
Ever been to a wedding?

Yes but not ones quite as exciting as you're implying :eek:

Do these 'weddings' happen in car parks at 11 o'clock at night?

Cuchulain · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:44

I don't mind cooking her a steak but she's going to need the hedge trimmer out before the latter.

Admiral Huddy · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:46

I got the normal "No" response

Bennie-Mac · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:48

McGray said:
Ever been to a wedding?

Ive never been to a wedding where the bride has stood up and announced infront of the guests that everyone knows what goes on at the honeymoon and would just like to strongly imply that she will be perfoming a number of sexual services to keep the tradition alive.

Cosimo · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:48

Must confirm with chef that this is on the menu tonight.

J-FRO · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:52

Hmmm....going out for dinner tonight. I'm ok having steak from a restaurant (who wouldn't be?), but I had no idea she wanted to do the kinky stuff there too.

Go me!

DJMK4 · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:58

Admiral Huddy said:
I got the normal "No" response

Wonder if its also "National Headache day"

elmuzzy66. · 14 Mar 2014 at 11:01

DJMK4 said:
Wonder if its also "National Headache day"

Panadol flavored condoms on NHS direct

Cosimo · 14 Mar 2014 at 11:02

Admiral Huddy said:
I got the normal "No" response

I got a few expletives and pizza.

Tuppy_Glossop · 14 Mar 2014 at 11:03

What do vegetarians do ? "Tofu and Bagpiping Day" ?

Cosimo · 14 Mar 2014 at 11:03

DJMK4 said:
Wonder if its also "National Headache day"

No as these things can go on for days.

DJMK4 · 14 Mar 2014 at 11:04

elmuzzy66. said:
Panadol flavored condoms on NHS direct

I could come up with an excellent slogan for their packaging

"Panadol Flavoured Condoms......For when there are no excuses"

cheesyboy · 14 Mar 2014 at 11:08

Bennie-Mac said:
Its more the fact that shes advertising this. "Hey guys I will have another persons penis inside my mouth for a short period later on this evening. Good day."

I believe there have also been some insinuations that certain people on this forum with have their penis in ANOTHER PERSON's MOUTH!!!!!11111oneoneeleven

Edrof · 14 Mar 2014 at 11:15

dougal1331 said:
I know which of the two is more likely...

Medium rare, hold the mushrooms please.

Never heard them called mushrooms before.