Happy Steak and Fellatio Day!

DJMK4 · 14 Mar 2014 at 09:51

robfosters said:
What are you like with a frying pan?

Pretty good

Want to give it a go ?

I even have a secret steak cooking secret

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Mar 2014 at 09:52

I might watch this film.

davido_labido · 14 Mar 2014 at 09:53

ooooou, i wondered why the missus bought me steak! she doesn't usually!

robfosters · 14 Mar 2014 at 09:57

DJMK4 said:
Pretty good

Want to give it a go ?

I even have a secret steak cooking secret

I'm not sure.

So I know what I'm letting myself in for, what type of Welshman are you?

Are you the big tough Adam Jones type, or are you more the Bryn from Gavin and Stacey type?

DJMK4 · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:01

robfosters said:
I'm not sure.

So I know what I'm letting myself in for, what type of Welshman are you?

Are you the big tough Adam Jones type, or are you more the Bryn from Gavin and Stacey type?

I am not welsh, but from Essex

I am not like bryn

I dont look grizzly like Adam Jones

, no way could I maintain hair like that, but if I did, this is how I would be looking during steak and fallatio day

Ingenious TROLL · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:02

davido_labido said:
ooooou, i wondered why the missus bought me steak! she doesn't usually!

Lucky you! Get yourself home from work nice and early

TrixiBuG · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:04

WillyNelson said:
If anyone lauding this annual 'tradition' actually gets steak and fellatio today, I'll eat my hat.

Last year he got kangaroo steaks and this year I have already spent like £20 on meat

(and no we are not married)

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:07

TrixiBuG said:
Last year he got kangaroo steaks and this year I have already spent like £20 on meat

(and no we are not married)

You might want to work on your inner monologue technique.

TrixiBuG · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:08

[FnG]magnolia;26002567 said:
You might want to work on your inner monologue technique.

davido_labido · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:10

Ingenious TROLL said:
Lucky you! Get yourself home from work nice and early

im not in work... shes in bed atm (she works nights)

anything-but · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:12

Narj said:
Being single, I'm going to cook myself a steak and fill a jam jar with pigs' liver and warm water.

Has to be asked....why pigs' liver? Consistency?

Admiral Huddy · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:13

Metalface Mark said:
Every friday is steak and fellatio day.

I like your thinking

#text send to the mrs#

Diesel · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:16

GF is working tonight so she suggested we did it in Wednesday instead. I had no objection.

Gilly · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:17

WillyNelson said:
If anyone lauding this annual 'tradition' actually gets steak and fellatio today, I'll eat my hat.

Really? It's expected now

McGray · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:19

You guys need a 'day' to get fellatio?

Awww.....

pitchfork · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:23

Cold baked beans and a crafty tug for me

Atlas23 · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:29

^ What makes it 'crafty'?

ChroniC · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:32

[FnG]magnolia;26002567 said:
You might want to work on your inner monologue technique.

Haaa, pot calling the kettle black.

Ingenious TROLL · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:33

Blazin23 said:
^ What makes it 'crafty'?

Blatantly tugging one on the back of a bus!

pitchfork · 14 Mar 2014 at 10:33

Blazin23 said:
^ What makes it 'crafty'?

I don't have any curtains at the moment, I must choose my moment carefully.