I'm subscribed to The Times as that's probably the most neutral of all papers. Then again, no news outlet is truly fully neutral. The only thing I don't like about The Times is that they use Times New Roman font

but I can override that to Arial in the browser.
Occasionally I'll read the Daily Fail for right wing / comedy value, the Guardian for the left wingers. I'm not that PC, so a bit of Daily Mash and The Onion is all good too

Reminder to myself - must check out Private Eye too.
I read BBC News site a lot as well. However, I find that they tend to post "junk food news", almost as bad as the tabloids - celebrities/showbiz, sex scandals, latest crazes like the Obama doing a "selfie" (is that even news?), and statistics that constantly change like unemployment rises to 2M, unemployment now drops to 1.4M, oh noes unemployment rises back to 2M again, rinse, repeat.
Worse news outlet has got to be the Daily Express. Heatwaves, droughts, gale-force winds, 38 feet of snow (ok slight exaggeration there lol), cancer cures, RSI cures, obesity cures, more snow, tornadoes, rain every day for the next 7 years... and of course the obligatory Princess Diana corner. (even though I am a big fan of hers)