Supermarket zombies

[MooMoo444]

I wish they would make some kind of alternative for these people who don't like dealing with everyday trifles such as other human beings. If only there was some kind of online system with delivery or something.

Why don't they have these yet?

 

[Leprechaun312]

You're that *** that charges around getting in everybody's way and scowling at mothers doing the best they can.

i don't charge, i walk, but stopping to having to ask people to move their trolley is very frustrating.

NO!
Let your brother scan that item
STOP!
It's sally's turn to scan.

It's a self scan checkout not a bloody toy !!!!!!

GNNNAARRRGGGH

lol yup

 

[Sliver]

Thought this was a thread about a new game - much disappoint.

+1

I ar with sads now.

Having said that, I sympathise with the OP. There are some chinless wonders crawling around the supermarkets and generally being annoying. I've learned to channel my rage though. Instead of picking a fight with them I just return home and have an anger fap.

 

[dacads]

I have a wife, who does things like shopping, for me. Thus I do not need to set foot in a supermarket with the unwashed masses.

You need to get out more

 

[4T5]

I don't use Supermarkets, Dodgey people work in them.

 

[tom_e]

I don't use Supermarkets, Dodgey people work in them.

I hear they mostly hide down the BWS aisles.

 

[Greboth]

Actually in the shop I don't really mind, usually as I am on of the people dawdling around thinking what do I want for dinner tonight. My rant is about supermarket car parks, it seems 90% of people can't park so end up waiting 10 mintues while they take 15 attempts to get in or out of a space. Worst of all is people walking in the middle of the lanes (aisles?) I get people need to take a trolley to their car but walk at the edge do car's can get past.

Actually scratch that, as many people as possible should walk in middle holding cars up as it is always fun to scare the bejesus out of them when you press the horn

 

[Leprechaun312]

Actually in the shop I don't really mind, usually as I am on of the people dawdling around thinking what do I want for dinner tonight. My rant is about supermarket car parks, it seems 90% of people can't park so end up waiting 10 mintues while they take 15 attempts to get in or out of a space. Worst of all is people walking in the middle of the lanes (aisles?) I get people need to take a trolley to their car but walk at the edge do car's can get past.

Actually scratch that, as many people as possible should walk in middle holding cars up as it is always fun to scare the bejesus out of them when you press the horn

hahaha, yes that is always annoying, and just to make it worse the parking at my local isnt even free

 

[LordSplodge]

You need to get out more

I get out, I just avoid areas where the great unwashed congregate. Except public houses. I like those...

 

[Edrof]

Waitrose: good food, no scum, an understanding of grammar, wide aisles.

 

[Tefal]

chatting women know thier choke points better than SWAT lol

 

[EdGey]

I hate this, especially when they're at the cash machines outside the store.

 

[Raymond Lin]

Go there late at night, it's much better, the only down side is the fresh produce counter are shut.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Online grocery shopping.

Certainly the case with Tesco, since the Stafford branch re-profiled their footpath, forcing pedestrians to walk through the bloody car wash in order to get back onto the pavement. Spoke to CS about it, they said it was to prevent "jaywalkers".

Are you the same person that posted about cash machines?

If so i agree with you

I side with the OP as well, both with aisle blockers and people in front of you who spend too long at the cash point.

Waitrose is the solution, a much higher class of attractive lady than other supermarkets to keep you happy while you shop.

Waitrose isn't in every town. Stafford is your average middle-of-the-road town with the "normal 3" (Tesco/Sainsbury's/Asda). Can't drive, so that's what I have.

"excuse me please" goes a long way. simples!

That doesn't always work if it's two mothers engrossed in their X Factor / Jeremy Kyle chat with their pushchairs side by side taking up the full width.

 

[Atlas23]

chatting women know thier choke points better than SWAT lol

Lolled

 

[AHarvey]

It's people with headphones that do it for me, they'll stand in the way with their trolley and can't hear anyone saying "excuse me" and trying to get past

 

[Leprechaun312]

It's people with headphones that do it for me, they'll stand in the way with their trolley and can't hear anyone saying "excuse me" and trying to get past

thats the point that you ****ing slap them

 

['Harry]

We order online, then go pick it up. No delivery in the sticks. Plus, the cheeky buggers leave some stuff off the online shopping, thus forcing you to go into the store to buy it.

Occasionally go to Lidl for croissants, fresh bread and other bits that the supermarket doesn't sell (in france lidl sell fresh bread & pastries most of the day.

 

[Mutt]

Dopey women idling along the aisles I can live with. What winds me right up is that during that idling not once does it cross their minds to get their money ready to pay for the goods they have in their basket. It's almost as if they're shocked that they have to pay and are totally unprepared for it. What ensues is a 5 minute search for their purse.

Three men pass through the checkout in the same time as one woman.

 

[Spleenus]

Waitrose: good food, no scum, an understanding of grammar, wide aisles.

Quoted for truth, and for the correct spelling of the word aisle

I'm not sure how big some of these people are to be blocking up the isles though....