Supermarket zombies

Rush and Trolley don't really work in the same sentence. If you have a trolley you're doing a big shop which favours casually strolling round a supermarket.

I only ever shop with a basket in Tesco and never have any problems.
 
mrk said:
If you were in that much of a rush you'd not be going to the supermarket anyway so there's no reason for complaint. Calm down instead?

If you are always in a rush then your problem is time management.
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Not really, I just have this thing called a life and I don't wish to waste it doing menial **** like shopping.

I want to get my food as quick as possible and go do something which isn't a complete waste of my life.

It's like these people who drive 5mph under the speed limit "Oh lets just relax and enjoy the ride" no lets not relax and enjoy the ride - If I want to go out and drive for fun I do, but right now I just want to get to work and you're wasting my ****ing life with your trivial **** you sad jobless ******.
 
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Shopping is mental? Please.

Waiting for ~10 minutes isn't going to make the rest of your day any different.
 
pitchfork said:
Not really, I just have this thing called a life and I don't wish to waste it doing menial **** like shopping.

I want to get my food as quick as possible and go do something which isn't a complete waste of my life.

It's like these people who drive 5mph under the speed limit "Oh lets just relax and enjoy the ride" no lets not relax and enjoy the ride - If I want to go out and drive for fun I do, but right now I just want to get to work and you're wasting my ****ing life with your trivial **** you sad jobless ******.
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I was going to respond to your points but you're clearly the person with the problem here. Nobody even needs to make an argument against such anger and ignorance.
 
pitchfork said:
Not really, I just have this thing called a life and I don't wish to waste it doing menial **** like shopping.

I want to get my food as quick as possible and go do something which isn't a complete waste of my life.

It's like these people who drive 5mph under the speed limit "Oh lets just relax and enjoy the ride" no lets not relax and enjoy the ride - If I want to go out and drive for fun I do, but right now I just want to get to work and you're wasting my ****ing life with your trivial **** you sad jobless ******.
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Butthurt detector is off the charts!
 
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Whatever you do won't be good enough. Whatever they do won't be good enough. Just make your way calmly through it all then get out fast and nuke the place. Job done.
 
I've heard that Staff fart strategically in the aisle so that Customers have to walk through it, If they get a reaction they bail to the warehouse to **** there pants. They give Extra points for a full Gagg & a Gold star if the customer has to vacate the aisle :p

Told you dodgey people work in Supermarkets. (There is no smiley for this situation but there damn well should be) :D
 
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