Chord Ethernet Cables
- Thread starter Yaayuh!
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So apparently their magical cable can improve the quality of audio - sorry, "level of detail and musical coherence" - that's already been sent over 20 year-old house electrical wiring or existing "peasant quality" ethernet cable. Riiiiiiiiiiight.
Funny thing is you'd get some sales, especially as Scotland isn't as densely populated so the cables don't pick up as much electrical interference during creation.
thats going in my marketing pack
along with some comment on how each cable is manufactured by workers who have washed their hands in the much softer scottish water rather than the nasty harsh southern stuff resulting in less abrasion to the cables during manufacture.
starting at only £550 a metre how many can i put you down for?
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would you do 3 meters for 1500?
That's okay, I'm sure 233 can start a range of audiophile motherboards too. A sticker on the chipset heatsink should be all the modification it needs.
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as long as its vinyl sticker, with triple shielding, il have one of the boards too!
seeing as your a fellow ocuk member i'll do you a special offer of £1400 for 3 meters
optional extras include
having the cable core wiped up a hookers chuff. +£400 a metre, this will improve your downloading speeds and will seal in the 1s and 0s due to the enzymes found only in dirty bints
having your cable assembled by moonlight, +£275 a metre
reduces uv exposure on the cable resulting in a crisper digital signal.
and finally i can offer device optimisation +£525 metre if you tell me the make and model of your devices you wish to connect i can optimise the cable laying and adjust the braid positioning and weave to ensure your cable is perfectly tuned for your desired usage.
so 3 metres with your ocuk discount fully optioned as you really wouldn't want an inferior cable now would you? call it a round £3900 seeing as i'm such a good guy
The reality is we are all just jealous as we are not making an obscene profit selling snake oil to the gullible rich. Mock the company all you like but people buy this stuff so why wouldn't they make it? The marketing is great and plays to the rich audiophile's who can all be convinced that every thousand pounds on something silly makes that little bit more difference.
while everyone can have a laugh at the really obvious stuff like ethernet cables and HDMI cables there are still plenty of people, even here on a forum ostensibly aimed at technical people, who are still drinking the Kool-Aid as far as things like speaker cables and modern amplifiers with minimal THD are concerned...
Not really; personally I wouldn't have the morals (or rather, lack thereof) to do it. Quite how they can claim that an ethernet cable improves sound quality is beyond me, and shouldn't even be legal in the first place.
Register a complaint with Trading Standards then 
.... They made Russ Andrews change their marketing.
You guys haven't seen the packaging
The Sarum ARRAY cables come in lovely velvet pouch as well as the Apple style white box.
.... They made Russ Andrews change their marketing.You guys haven't seen the packaging
The Sarum ARRAY cables come in lovely velvet pouch as well as the Apple style white box.
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This made me laugh:
http://www.whathifi.com/blog/the-great-cable-debate-–-crossed-wires
I think everyone realises that What Hi-Fi is nothing more than a place for pushing any old hi-fi product but it's still amusing reading them try to justify it.
http://www.whathifi.com/blog/the-great-cable-debate-–-crossed-wires
I think everyone realises that What Hi-Fi is nothing more than a place for pushing any old hi-fi product but it's still amusing reading them try to justify it.
