THREAD BUMP: Max Clifford defense exhibit A: penis size

[jesusismyairbag]

who the **** is max clifford? is he another pedo??

 

[arknor]

You never heard of him?
He did the PR for the original GTA game

 

[Edrof]

Isn't he one of those media slimeballs?

 

[arknor]

Isn't he one of those media slimeballs?

pretty much lol

 

[Uther]

News just in! Guilty on 8 charges of indecent assault!

 

[Atlas23]

If only it had been a decent assault

 

[Uther]

Youngest was 15, not so funny.

 

[Atlas23]

I was merely jesting at the semantics of the term indecent. I preferred this thread when we were discussing penis sizes

 

[ubersonic]

If only it had been a decent assault

ROFL

 

[MrMoonX]

GUILTY

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/apr/28/max-clifford-guilty-indecent-assault-teenage-girls

 

[Merlin5]

Sentencing on Friday. They're apparently giving him 12 months jail for each inch of his penis, so he'll be out in 2 years.

 

[Atlas23]

Nothing wrong with a grower

 

[Cosimo]

I was merely jesting at the semantics of the term indecent. I preferred this thread when we were discussing penis sizes

Well the jury has decided that he is one.

 

[Sankari]

Fantastic result.

 

[Uther]

Fantastic result.

First guilty verdict of Yewtree I think.They must be relieved.

 

[Sliver]

Glad he's going down. Never liked him or his line of work. I bet he can't hack it in prison.

 

[cheesyboy]

So did they decide if his penis was big or small?

 

[Atlas23]

So did they decide if his penis was big or small?

Either way, it's a lethal weapon

 

[cheesyboy]

Either way, it's a lethal weapon

Well, he'll be doing hard time now

 

[cheesyboy]

So did they decide if his penis was big or small?

Reminded myself of that Jeremy Beadle joke.

You know the one. "...on the other hand, it's quite big"

Probably limited mileage in that one since he died