Do you get this absolutely dreadful "joke"?

wesimmo

wesimmo

wesimmo

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My missus has a shop selling second hand high end ladies clothes and accessories.

She's trying to do a window display to promote some Mulberry bags and try and get some men to buy stuff for their better halves.

I came up with

"Fellas, imagine how much longer you'd spend downstairs if your missus brought you a PS4 home...

Now imagine what your missus would do if you bought her this bag?"

Does it work, too obvious for a shop, any half sensible improvements / suggestions, I know i'm in GD, so I also fear saying, she likes the more risque wording when she's doing her displays.
 
A shop selling "high end" (i.e. stupidly overpriced) handbags.

A window display saying "men, you and your wives are prostitutes who accept barter instead of money, so buy her an overpriced handbag and she'll give you blowjobs".

High end? Really?
 
Bet all those guys who bought themselves a PS4 are kicking themselves now, could have bought a handbag instead.

Wait.


I don't know what I'm doing.
 
Nitefly said:
This is worse than the time I chopped off my willy to see what the insides looked like.
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How about

POSH OLD BAGS
Love Mulberry

Or for a twist on your one...

"Fellas, imagine how much longer you'd spend downstairs if your missus brought you a PS4 home...

Now imagine how much longer your missus would spend on your downstairs area if you bought her this bag?"
 
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