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bazzabear

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Every year, at about this point, I still have flashbacks to the job in a supermarket bakery I had about 15 years ago.

Hot Cross Buns. They're an absolute menace. All around the Easter period, I would basically spend 8 hours a day making them, and they're an absolute nightmare. You would end your shift caked in flour mix and glaze.

Think of the poor baker when you're tucking in!
 
Get back to baking your dirty supermarket worker.

It would be funny if you just turned up and started working after 15years.
 
bazzabear said:
Every year, at about this point, I still have flashbacks to the job in a supermarket bakery I had about 15 years ago.

Hot Cross Buns. They're an absolute menace. All around the Easter period, I would basically spend 8 hours a day making them, and they're an absolute nightmare. You would end your shift caked in flour mix and glaze.

Think of the poor baker when you're tucking in!
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Good thing I think they taste disgusting :D No guilt for me!
 
And there I was hoping for a fascinating tale of two old ladies fighting hand bags at dawn over the last hot cross buns in the reduced section.
 
yeh well when i was a teenager, i worked at sainsbury's on a weekend collecting the trollies.

**** me. those things just do not stop coming. i used to envy the people who worked in the bakery. atleast you could smuggle a doughnut down your gullet. not me, i was there wind, rain or shine working with some middle aged bloke who was pretty simple and having to direct old people to the entrance of the supermarket or aid them in parking their car!

i'd work as fast as i could and still get whinged at by my supervisor. ''i don't know if you've noticed, we have some strays over by pc world''. yeh i'd noticed ya ******* but i'm not superman.

i'd have traded your position. next time you're returning your trolley. think of the poor ****er who collects it.
 
cm1179 said:
yeh well when i was a teenager, i worked at sainsbury's on a weekend collecting the trollies.

**** me. those things just do not stop coming. i used to envy the people who worked in the bakery. atleast you could smuggle a doughnut down your gullet. not me, i was there wind, rain or shine working with some middle aged bloke who was pretty simple and having to direct old people to the entrance of the supermarket or aid them in parking their car!

i'd work as fast as i could and still get whinged at by my supervisor. ''i don't know if you've noticed, we have some strays over by pc world''. yeh i'd noticed ya ******* but i'm not superman.

i'd have traded your position. next time you're returning your trolley. think of the poor ****er who collects it.
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lol if someone leaves a pound in a trolley do you get to keep it? or do you have to hand it in :P
 
cm1179 said:
yeh well when i was a teenager, i worked at sainsbury's on a weekend collecting the trollies.

**** me. those things just do not stop coming. i used to envy the people who worked in the bakery. atleast you could smuggle a doughnut down your gullet. not me, i was there wind, rain or shine working with some middle aged bloke who was pretty simple and having to direct old people to the entrance of the supermarket or aid them in parking their car!

i'd work as fast as i could and still get whinged at by my supervisor. ''i don't know if you've noticed, we have some strays over by pc world''. yeh i'd noticed ya ******* but i'm not superman.

i'd have traded your position. next time you're returning your trolley. think of the poor ****er who collects it.
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are you 20 now?
 
I quite like Tesco's 'Finest' Hot Cross Buns, toasted with a bit of butter.

randal said:
Marks and Spencer are doing Toffee HCBs with choc chips. They're ridiculous, especially if you're not a fan of candied peel.
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Who is a fan of candied peel, there are some sick people about in the world today.
 
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