Poll: Peak Beard: It's now ok to panic

[Cosimo]

Don't care what anyone says about my beard, it stays and I read The Times....

 

[Efour]

 

[badcompany]

O I had a beard a couple of years back got rid of it to many people have them now.

 

[Schlong&Stable]

The problem with growing a good beard is that stage between stubble and beard, where you just look scruffy. It's pushing through that barrier which is the real challenge. Once you've broke through though.. well that way alpha-status lies!

 

[Theophany]

A wall of lol.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

What if I buy the Guardian but don't always read it and own a Merkur but don't always use it.

Your move, Obama.

 

[Theophany]

What if I buy the Guardian but don't always read it and own a Merkur but don't always use it.

Your move, Obama.

You're a socialist, closet neckbeard.

 

[kwerk]

Women that claim not to like beards, are wrong and just don't know it yet.

The only people that find beards attractive are other dudes. Fact.

 

[wozzizname]

I read the Guardian and have a moustache....

 

[MikeTheNative]

If if you want to look good with a beard, be good looking in the first place.

 

[Tummy]

I have a beard and I'm involved with the Guardian! .

 

[zenf]

I have a beard and I make sure their guardians are out of earshot.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I have a Beard I'd say about 50% of the time until we have an argument then either I cut it off or it cuts me off depends on who reaches the sharp object first.

 

[MikeTheNative]

I have a neckbeard, read the guardian and wear a fedora. I think that makes me intellectually superior to you all.

 

[porushinobu]

If if you want to look good with a beard, be good looking in the first place.

Touche,

I myself have a beard but can't grow any on the neck, parents faulty beard genes at work

 

[elmarko]

I have a modest neck-beard but don't read any newspapers (but I do fit the average guardian reader stereotype).

I laugh at your limited multiple choice shenanigans & demand more choices.... MORE CHOICES.

 

[bazzabear]

I'm ahead of trend (or alternatively, always hopelessly unfashionable) - got rid of my beard around last May.

 

[bazzabear]

I wonder if the real reason for the popularity of beards in the last few years is people wanting to get out of Movember?

 

[Storm3y]

I don't like beards

 

[MikeTheNative]

I don't like beards

Jealous of the real men?