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Oh God, it just keeps getting better. :D

It sure does.

We certainly dont have a dunkin cup. There was one occasion though my husband couldn't find anything to wipe himself so he used the curtain!!! I went crazy and screamed, he jumped in shock and fell through the window (smashed through the glass) which resulted in about a third of his penis being decapitated!..

:D
 
Here you go, if you wanted to know this mysterious language of the neurotic internet mother:

** DISCLAIMER ** Some of these acronyms will be nothing short of disturbing and may effect the way you look at mothers in the future.

Thanks for the list! I would dispute Mumsnet on a few of these though:

BBS - bulletin board system would be better known on the net than be back soon.
BF - brest feeding should be spelt in full imo as boyfriend is the better known term.
CP - try telling 4chan that it means cerebral palsy :p
NN/YY? - just say no/yes lol

OT - I know it means occupational therapy because I work in mental health myself. I find it's interesting they included that in their list.

The essential one they've missed off the list is BBW.. big beautiful woman :p
 
Someone from here linked to their forum a while back and it seems to be full of women who hate men, women, in-laws, "friends" and just people who are simply different to themselves.

That a was a fun night talk about potty mouths the language they use was shocking. Would enjoy another inter forum skirmish of someone can initiciate :)
 
Some of the threads on that site are so funny. Although the massive amount of acronyms is rather confusing. I'm glad there's an FAQ.
 
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