Poll: Peak Beard: It's now ok to panic

[bloodiedathame]

I shaved this morning (back to stubble), then an article was published on the Beeb about beards being part of evolution yada yada, which I read into as (me having just shaved my beard) taking an evolutionary step forwards and becoming more attractive as I've stepped slightly away from the norm. Pahah. Oh me.

 

[Efour]

http://time.com/65375/peak-beard-men-shaving-hair/


lol time at it too.

 

[MikeTheNative]

http://time.com/65375/peak-beard-men-shaving-hair/


lol time at it too.

It is the end as we know..... beards have seemingly become uncool overnight. I expect looting and rioting in the streets tonight.

 

[CREATIVE!11]

I have a neckbeard and a huge forest of pubes and I read the sun.

Jellybro?

 

[CREATIVE!11]

LOLLLLLLLLL!!

 

[Boycey0211]

as much as I want to believe it does, my moustache does not attract women.

Combined with beard however it gets compliments!

 

[BunnyKillBot]

I'll admit finding it massively off-putting in women, but men shaving their armpits?! Do you shave your legs too?

Nope. Come on, why would you shave your non-sweaty, food trap face for social acceptability reasons, but leave your sweaty, bacteria-fest pitts like a jungle. It makes no sense.

 

[Sleeve]

You try too hard to be Magnolia.

Just saying.