This would actually be my worst nightmare

Amnesia said:
nobody around to drive close enough to them and squash them into their car ?
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Apparently not because the car nearby was too busy videoing the fire and distressed family on their mobile phone to upload to YouTube that night..

******* society
 
Am I the only one that wouldn't be scared? I seem to enjoy dangerous and risky situations like this, whereas others go in panic mode. :confused: Maybe I'm strange. It probably explains why I get injured a lot too.
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Am I the only one that wouldn't be scared? I seem to enjoy dangerous and risky situations like this, whereas others go in panic mode. :confused: Maybe I'm strange. It probably explains why I get injured a lot too.
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You can't post that until you've been in a bare hands fight with a lion. While surrounded by fire. And children.
 
So, reading the details in the full story, and somewhat between the lines, of all the statements in bold at the top, only 1 is actually true.

Mother and two children forced to flee their car when it burst into flames at the safari park...in the middle of the LION ENCLOSURE

Story says they had already been taken away when it caught fire.

Family abandoned car as it caught fire at Longleat Safari Park in Wiltshire

As above.

Fire occurred as they were driving through enclosure - home to 12 lions

As above.

Workers coaxed lions away from family who had to be picked up by ranger

Reading between the lines, the Lions were moved away for their own safety, and to give firefighters access. This happened after the family were already driven away.

Shocked onlookers watched as car erupted into ball of flames on Friday

I guess that's true.

Park was briefly closed to public while firefighters tackled the blazing 4x4

It's not a 4x4.
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Am I the only one that wouldn't be scared? I seem to enjoy dangerous and risky situations like this, whereas others go in panic mode. :confused: Maybe I'm strange. It probably explains why I get injured a lot too.
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I'm disappointed with the DM as they didn't highlight the issue of foreign Lions coming to Britain taking jobs from British Lions.
 
Would have been much more interesting if the lions were sat on the car trying to eat the kids.
 
They've just interviewed the mother on sky news, totally level headed lady who seems to have taken it in her stride. She says the rangers were on scene within 30 seconds and she didnt have a bad word to say about anyone etc. other than the novelty of it, it was a complete non event.
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Am I the only one that wouldn't be scared? I seem to enjoy dangerous and risky situations like this, whereas others go in panic mode. :confused: Maybe I'm strange. It probably explains why I get injured a lot too.
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I'm with you, man. If I were there, I probably would have, in the first instance, taken a wizz on the little car fire and then pulled the steaks out of my trousers (which I keep in case an event such as this may occur). Steaks in hand, and mouth, I'd then have run at the lions with a total "You want this?" attitude, then punched the living daylights out of the mother******s when they tried to get them.

I also keep several jars of honey in my rectum in case I'm ever forced to encounter bears.
 
RAR!! Just like G-Man I would not be bothered by this situation. Whats the worst that can happen? Hell they are just oversize pussy cats.
 
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