Plomker parked across our warehouse entrance - had to send staff home

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I have a small warehouse unit within a converted factory. One of those Regus / easyspace jobs where the old factory was converted into 90 smaller units. This morning, someone has parked across our double door entrance meaning we cant get anything in or out - staff can squeeze past to get in but they cant do any work so have had to send them all home. There is a sign in big, red writing saying - "No parking - entrance in constant use". Because of this idiot, I have been unable to get any work done today and will lose several hundred pounds income but still have to pay my staff obviously.

Are there any legal types here who know if I can get the name and address of the owner of the car and if I would be ale to sue them for loss of earnings?
 
AskMID would give you the name I think but you break their terms and therefore doubt you could use it in court. Do something non-destructive to set the car alarm off and wait for the owner to emerge then tell him to move it or you will call the police and ask them to move it. (Hoping he doesn't know that the police wont move it)
 
You could have contacted the Police who would have attempted to contact the owner, you could have gathered your workforce and told them to push it out of the way, you could have towed it away with one of your vehicles.
 
It only takes one person to push a car once you've bounced the handbrake off, I'd have just done that.
 
Maximum Triceratops said:
You could have contacted the Police who would have attempted to contact the owner, you could have gathered your workforce and told them to push it out of the way, you could have towed it away with one of your vehicles.
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Called the police this morning - they said they would phone me back but havent yet
 
Probably won't get anywhere with legal action unless they do it repeatedly.

If its interfering with business though usually police will do something.
 
I'd have put a passive aggressive note on his windshield, something like.

"Please could you not park here, because I have a family to feed and I can't work if your car is here!"

Then when he turned up to get his car instead of slashing his tires I'd have slashed his jugular and let him bleed out.

Then, from his driver’s licence in his wallet, I'd have gone to his house and burnt it down.

From there I'd lie in wait for his family to return home and watched with pleasure as tears run down their cheeks.

Only when they've got tired of crying would I jump out of the bushes with the head of their husband, and father, on the end of the stick and wave it in their face - a grin on my face knowing that I was the better person.

The next day I'd return to my computer and realise that I spelt "plonker" with an "m" in my thread title so I'd cry myself to sleep...

EDIT: Then poo through my letterbox...
 
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RoyMi6 said:
I'd have put a passive agresive note on his windsheild, something like.

"Please could you not park here, because I have a family to feed and I can't work if you're car is here!"

Then when he turned up to get his car instead of slashing his tires I'd have slashed his jugular and let him bleed out.

Then, from his drivers licence in his wallet, I'd have gone to his house and burnt it down.

From there I'd lie in wait for his family to return home and watched with pleasure as tears run down their cheeks.

Only when they've got tired of crying would I jump out of the bushes with the head of their husband, and father, on the end of the stick and wave it in their face - a grin on my face knowing that I was the better person.
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You forgot to poo through the letterbox.
 
Call a clamping/recovery firm and pay them a fiver to remove it and inform him when he comes back its with "so and so recovery" and its 200 quid release fee
 
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