Can you help me correct a short sentence

Devrij · 22 Apr 2014 at 18:29

Edrof said:
My fellow Bronys have often admired my dogged tenacity when it comes to collecting all of the Ponies. Applejack is my favourite - she sure has some ass!.

Fixed for you.

Orionaut · 22 Apr 2014 at 19:07

When I saw the title, my first though was that somebody had been robbed and was ****ed off that the scum-bags responsible had only got an ASBO and was wondering about how to appeal against an overly lenient sentence!

Cosimo · 22 Apr 2014 at 19:17

Can't string words together but I can count. Will be indispensable in your organisation so job give me.

touch · 22 Apr 2014 at 19:55

Your (sentence requires more {brackets [preferably square]} to make it better).

estebanrey · 22 Apr 2014 at 20:32

"I have a great interest in finance after viewing the million pound bonuses some bankers get. I also enjoy the thrill of making vast amounts of wealth from society by providing as little as possible in terms of the tangible goods society needs. I'm also good with IT, so I would be able to adjust the Libor rate without getting caught"

G|mp · 22 Apr 2014 at 20:34

JohnnyG said:
Gis a job, I can do that.

You old ****er

MrMoonX · 22 Apr 2014 at 20:49

I want to be a Wall Street douche just like you, might work

danza · 22 Apr 2014 at 21:00

"Everyone I know seems to think I'm already an investment banker, so applying for this position seems like the natural route for myself and for my career to take."

estebanrey · 22 Apr 2014 at 21:05

danza said:
"Everyone I know seems to think I'm already an investment banker"

That's what he thinks they call him

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Apr 2014 at 21:33

"Having to resort to computer forums to help me with basic structure of a language I am supposed to be fluent in, I am amazed at my own ineptitude that I could not even just copy the same nonsense from the million job websites where such non-words are used to mask the fact that not only am I highly unemployable in every meaningful sense of the phrase, I am also a downright liability and can easily financially ruin any organisation stupid or brave enough to offer me a position above Tea Boy."

deuse · 22 Apr 2014 at 21:38

JohnnyG said:
Gis a job, I can do that.

Shake Hands

pint over here please

estebanrey · 22 Apr 2014 at 21:38

Dear Rich banker Man,

I has watched da Wolf of Wall Street and fink it's wicked innit. I ain't no Leonardo Dicaprio but could easily fulfill the Jonah Hill role. The only fing I wanna know is if the hoes and coke come as part of the package or do I has to gets my own?

AndyCroft1982 · 22 Apr 2014 at 21:48

estebanrey said:
Dear Rich banker Man,

I has watched da Wolf of Wall Street and fink it's wicked innit. I ain't no Leonardo Dicaprio but could easily fulfill the Jonah Hill role. The only fing I wanna know is if the hoes and coke come as part of the package or do I has to gets my own?

When can you start homie?

Participant · 22 Apr 2014 at 21:51

Lazy, incompetent, and overly emotional, I would bring new meaning to the word 'useless' for your organisation. My experience in IT has taught me that being a misanthrope can be more rewarding than any promotion. I can haz finance job?

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Apr 2014 at 22:00

"With a never ending capacity to misunderstand social cues and invade your personal space with my neck-beardery, I need a new job (the last one didn't work out because that woman made a report against me) so that I can buy more fedoras and Gatorade. Let me tell you about reddit, this great new website I go to!"