Awesome names that you never call your kid

Cosimo · 24 Apr 2014 at 11:49

~>Dg<~ said:
flutetrombone sounded okay to me though

Axel Flutetrombone has a nice ring to it.

Simian · 24 Apr 2014 at 11:52

I was stood in the Que at the tills in Asda once and heard the woman in front of me shouting at her kids... The Girl (about 3 years old) was called Sigourney! Sounded weird when her Mum shouted it at her (as she was ripping a bag of Haribo open and dropping the contents everywhere)

twist3d0n3 · 24 Apr 2014 at 11:53

Reverend Grenade Bee of Death

check out his friends name too

PapaLazaru · 24 Apr 2014 at 11:56

This horrible family that used to live over the road (who luckily got evicted a couple of weeks ago) named their son some Aslan. Yep, they named him after the Lion, in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. :rolleyes:

Russinating · 24 Apr 2014 at 12:15

My friend's two kids are called Husky and Hawk.

I've always liked Indiana for my kid (my surname is Jones).

Marzipanogram · 24 Apr 2014 at 12:23

Adolf Hitler Jnr or II.
Nicholas Witchell Jnr or II

ttaskmaster · 24 Apr 2014 at 12:29

I work for 'a well-known water company'.
We actually have a guy in water supply called Lee King.

JeditOjanen · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:02

Burnsy2023 said:
So I'm involved in a youth group which has started up very recently and one of the children involved is called Storm. The geek inside of me loves that a parent so obviously calls their kid after a character in XMen...

Storm was a perfectly acceptable name before 1971. The late Storm Thorgerson (who designed Pink Floyd album covers), for example.

I used to know a Richard Head. What his parents were thinking is not the question you should ask - it's if.

Devrij · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:08

PapaLazaru said:
This horrible family that used to live over the road (who luckily got evicted a couple of weeks ago) named their son some Aslan. Yep, they named him after the Lion, in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

That is awesome! Who wouldn't want to be called Aslan?!

D.P. · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:08

Max Wolfgang

XeNoN89 · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:10

There's someone where i work called Joseph Stalin.

Yes seriously.

Burnsy2023 · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:10

Devrij said:
That is awesome! Who wouldn't want to be called Aslan?!

I must admit that probably fits into the cool names that I wouldn't call me kids list for me.

MikeTheNative · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:14

Zennith..... Obsidian

MikeTheNative · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:15

Burnsy2023 said:
I must admit that probably fits into the cool names that I wouldn't call me kids list for me.

Funny enough there is a cafe near me called "Aslan's cafe" so someone must be called it.

ValiantUK91 · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:17

A lad at school was called blade

Noxia · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:22

Rusty Kuntz

Rilot · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:36

Russinating said:
I've always liked Indiana for my kid (my surname is Jones).

Surely "Henry" then.

PapaLazaru said:
This horrible family that used to live over the road (who luckily got evicted a couple of weeks ago) named their son some Aslan. Yep, they named him after the Lion, in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

To me, Aslan is an IT distributor like ECS Arrow or Avnet.

Psypher5 · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:42

i always thought summer glau was an awesome name.

bulletv1 · 24 Apr 2014 at 13:53

I work at a school and there is a kid called Loki and there was a girl called Phoenix Storm

Russinating · 24 Apr 2014 at 14:04

Rilot said:
Surely "Henry" then.

Great idea, plus I could keep the reason secret from the other half until it's official

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