I've got Man flue

DXP55 · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:10

A week ago yesterday (Sunday) wifey came down with cough and a cold - I thought better not get this - well tough poo me - I got it and it's turned into Man Flue - as we all know it's 10 times more serious than cough and a cold so do I qualify for any extra treatments - been married to long for the obvious ones but tomorrow is shopping day - so do I qualify for bottle of 25yr old Malt or a bottle of super dooper Brandy.

I will be sleeping on my old man recliner chair tonight as laying down brings on coughing fits- so should I get the wiping of brow all night and hot drinks on demand.

I mean I might not survive the night !! - I have loads of logs in so the log burner can be kept going -

Is there anything else I can demand ?

Dave

ps - it just shows how bad I am - I think I must be beyond help.

Xordium · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:12

The mods to change your thread title to something that causes illness rather than an object that would remove the smoke from your log burner?

pgi947 · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:12

Poor sod

On a more serious note buy some otravine

Sho · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:13

Man up.

Edrof · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:15

Great title!

Col_M · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:21

Thanks for piping up, take a stack of drugs.

Nix · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:23

Sorrye toe heare thate.

Participant · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:24

I think OP has just invented a new Urban Dictionary entry.

Crippled Potato · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:28

Was expecting a thread about masculine fireplaces.

Eurofighter · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:33

It's just flu. The phrase manflu really annoys me.

Malevolence · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:34

Cor blimey guv'nor, man flue ya say?

Xordium · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:35

Eurofighter said:
It's just flu. The phrase manflu really annoys me.

If it were influenza I really doubt he would be well enough to be posting on here.

Headwires · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:43

Nix said:
Sorrye toe heare thate.

Laughed way more than i should have

Kouba · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:49

Nix said:
Sorrye toe heare thate.

Cheeky bugger!

TommyV · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:51

Eurofighter said:
It's just flu. The phrase manflu really annoys me.

A scouring pad will get the sand out of your vagina, or remove it all together dependent on tempo and frequency.

BDEE · 28 Apr 2014 at 19:55

You got a cold.

Stop being a wuss and get on with it.

mattyg · 28 Apr 2014 at 20:02

Eurofighter said:
It's just flu. The phrase manflu really annoys me.

Here let me explain it for you

Its a cold.

When a man gets a cold its a lot worse than it is for a women hence it being called

ManFlu

Flu it is not.
Flu is NOT like a cold
Flu is ******nasty *****

EGuitarStar · 28 Apr 2014 at 20:03

No non-medical threads

mattyg · 28 Apr 2014 at 20:05

EGuitarStar said:
No non-medical threads

This forum is full of NON-medical threads

DXP55 · 28 Apr 2014 at 20:11

I feel better now - must be laughing my socks off.

Must go squeeze Brandy bottle.

Good old Mattyg - you have suffered it as well - thanks for the backup.

Dave