Lovely day but stuck in an office

[Electroshadow]

For once its nice to be working out on the moors.....

 

[Chesney420]

Bipolar weather here. Sunny then dull af

 

[The Dread Pirate]

TOO BRIGHT TO GO OUTSIDE

But that's where the turtles are

 

['Harry]

19c...I had 20c in mid december

 

[Mobius 1]

come rain, snow or shine im stuck in a temperature and humidity controlled environment. set at 20c and 50% humidity. so it doesn't really affect me although, i can see the sun out my window so its something to look forward to when i finish at 3!

 

[Atlas23]

But that's where the turtles are

Not if I'm in an indoor reptile sanctuary

 

[MooMoo444]

In winter I don't really take lunch breaks..

In summer I take the full hour. Wonder why

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Not if I'm in an indoor reptile sanctuary

But what about the poor turtles stuck outside on their backs struggling to right themselves(In Which i may or may not have had a hand in Knocking them over)

 

[Atlas23]

But what about the poor turtles stuck outside on their backs struggling to right themselves(In Which i may or may not have had a hand in Knocking them over)

SILENCE!



I keel u

 

[The Dread Pirate]

SILENCE!



I keel u

Actually continued use of the Comic Sans MS font will kill you if not by my hand it'll be by others this is an Arial Forum God Damn it!

 

[Ingenious TROLL]

But what about the poor turtles stuck outside on their backs struggling to right themselves(In Which i may or may not have had a hand in Knocking them over)

We have patent pending on Turtle Stabilisers to prevent this happening. Prototypes have already been distributed and Thundy is trialling one currently. #turtlesafety

 

[Atlas23]

Actually continued use of the Comic Sans MS font will kill you if not by my hand it'll be by others this is an Arial Forum God Damn it!

cm @ me broh


just cos i don't conform to your nazi arial race or sumthing

We have patent pending on Turtle Stabilisers to prevent this happening. Prototypes have already been distributed and Thundy is trialling one currently. #turtlesafety

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[TommyV]

Just fap it'll make your day more interesting

 

[Ingenious TROLL]

Just fap it'll make your day more interesting

Not sure if appropriate. It's a large office you see

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Not sure if appropriate. It's a large office you see

Wait till everyone else is on lunch?

 

[Atlas23]

Not sure if appropriate. It's a large office you see

Don't you have a dedicated fap room?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Come at me brother,


just because I do not wish conform to your sensible Arial font or something

[Grammar Nazi]You are incorrect sensible fonts, grammar and punctuation must be used at all times regardless of your foolish wishes.[/Grammar Nazi]

 

[Ingenious TROLL]

Wait till everyone else is on lunch?

People eat at their desks mostly. Such a lack of respect for privacy eh?

Don't you have a dedicated fap room?

I've requested one, but so far all they've given me is a stern look and occasional raised eyebrow. A lost cause I fear.

 

[Atlas23]

[Grammar Nazi]You are incorrect sensible fonts, grammar and punctuation must be used at all times regardless of your foolish wishes.[/Grammar Nazi]

Have some Palatino Linotype faget!

I've requested one, but so far all they've given me is a stern look and occasional raised eyebrow. A lost cause I fear.

You're only choice now is to turn the entire office into a fap room

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I've requested one, but so far all they've given me is a stern look and occasional raised eyebrow. A lost cause I fear.

Is that not work place discrimination I'd speak to my solicitor if I were you!