Katie Price to divorce husband after revealing pregnancy

Stretch · 7 May 2014 at 16:58

Maccy said:
Really must be a slow afternoon if you've posted a thread about this, it's ban worthy tbh.

I was struggling for words, but this will do nicely.

OP, people come on here to avoid loose women talk.

MikeTheNative · 7 May 2014 at 16:59

I literally couldn't care any less about her.

MikeTheNative · 7 May 2014 at 17:00

Maccy said:
Really must be a slow afternoon if you've posted a thread about this, it's ban worthy tbh.

I don't think I would ever be wishing that it was a Daily Mail link instead.

the shadow · 7 May 2014 at 17:01

Do you think she Keeps in touch with extended family ex inlaws etc

Plimax · 7 May 2014 at 17:02

DJMK4 said:
What the ****

So basically is "find a lad", shag lad, cause some crap in the papers that we have to read, declare love for this lad, marry lad, create babies with lad, divorse lad, **** them off in the papers, find new lad, shag lad, cause some crap in the papers, declare love for the lad, marry lad, have babies with lad

What a complete and utter trout.

Peter Andre has the right idea, best thing he ever done watch being free of that, he has found himself a tasty normal lass doing a degree (emily macdonagh) and it seems to be going exceptionally well, granted they have had a kid but a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig step up, price is too cringeworthy, she brings it on herself

This made me laugh and yeah it's very true!

Cosimo · 7 May 2014 at 17:03

Pigeon_Killer said:
She must be slack as hell now.

What, like worn out?

DJMK4 · 7 May 2014 at 17:06

Cosimo said:
What, like worn out?

You can tell she has some mileage on

mrk · 7 May 2014 at 17:07

Who is divorcing who? And why should I care about them?

tom_e · 7 May 2014 at 17:08

My mate was part of her security team the last time she done some book signings and apparently she's just as much of an absolute **** in real life.

DJMK4 · 7 May 2014 at 17:08

mrk said:
Who is divorcing who? And why should I care about them?

No one cares, thats the point, also why are you in here

Fireskull · 7 May 2014 at 17:08

Abraxaz1 said:
Who the hell cares

Hah my immediate thought too

Sankari · 7 May 2014 at 17:10

DJMK4 said:
You can tell she has some mileage on

^^ This.

That's one thing she can't fix with plastic surgery, because it would take a large industrial strength power tool to wind back her odometer.

Cosimo · 7 May 2014 at 17:11

DJMK4 said:
No one cares, thats the point, also why are you in here

Deep down inside he cares.

Greboth · 7 May 2014 at 17:11

Abraxaz1 said:
Who the hell cares

K1LLSW1TCH · 7 May 2014 at 17:11

Pigeon_Killer said:
She must be slack as hell now.

Wizard's sleeve.

ZXSpectrum · 7 May 2014 at 17:14

K1LLSW1TCH said:
Wizard's sleeve.

Clowns Pocket!

Unicorn · 7 May 2014 at 17:17

"KATIE PRICE
4 hrs ·
Sorry to say me and Kieran are divorcing him and my best friend Jane Pountney bee having a full blown sexual affair for 7 months...No human being deserves this especially being 6 months pregnant...Worst pain in the world"

Okay..

Judgeneo · 7 May 2014 at 17:17

OCUK forums is now no better than BBC Newsbeat.

Derek W · 7 May 2014 at 17:18

Maccy said:
Really must be a slow afternoon if you've posted a thread about this, it's ban worthy tbh.

Dont make rash decisions that you dont stick to

OhEsEcks · 7 May 2014 at 17:20

Judgeneo said:
OCUK forums is now no better than BBC Newsbeat.

Family Guy and Frankie Boyle fans. Hardly high brow entertainment purveyors. So quips about Z list celebs is pretty fitting.