Stupid kids names.

Isaac.
Seem to be a few around now: Old next-door neighbours used to call their grandson in by shouting his name.
Unfortunately, the Bath accent results in "I suck" being yelled down the street.
At least their surname isn't Cox...
 
Back in my warehouse days, I used to work with two big and burly chaps, one called Gift (named so because he was an Xmas miracle for being born on Xmas day, oh the joy) and the other called Marvellous.
 
I used to know someone called Steve McQueen (gotta love some parents).

Went down well when he was stopped in his car by cops and they asked him his name!

:D
 
Dimple said:
I worked with a bloke called Mike Hunt
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Can't see anything wrong / innuendoes with that name.

Where I work, I have known a Mr Death, not the most flattering surname eh? Also a Mr Technology. I guess that must had been a legal name-change like that Kim Dot Com guy who used to run a file sharing / P2P web site.
 
My missus is a midwife and has had to bite her tongue many a time when people have had kids and then told her what they are naming them.

Favourites are, Thor, Loki, Pocahantus, femali. Or great one was Potter Potts.
 
I saw via a friend of a friend on my facebook feed someone call their new son Kamran. Really? Is it so hard to use Cameron you illiterate fool.
 
Em3bbs said:
Try saying it out loud.
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Ahhh I geddit now lol :p

booyaka said:
Favourites are, Thor, Loki, Pocahantus, femali. Or great one was Potter Potts.
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Potter Potts - classic :D I know 'Pocahantus' isn't the easiest word to spell, but it would be a bit of a bummer if the parents were naming their kid after the native American legend / Disney character because they've spelt it wrong :-)
 
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I've said before in a similar thread but in one class I had 4 girls called:
Chelsey
Chelsea
Shelsey
Shellsea

(or derivatives thereof, I can't remember the exact spellings now).
 
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