Complaints about state of garden

[Housey]

As I said at the start, I'm not waiting on any of this thread to get on with it. Just seeing how angry GD is tonight before I get on with it either over the weekend or sometime next week.

Less posts to poo through my letterbox than I expected.



Good spot. Fixed

Come back after the weekend with pics or it didn't happen. Internet rules.

 

[HamZilla]

I guess he's not doing English, Law or Finance.

Aaah, Politics it is then.

 

[JaffaJedi]

You could always brew beer from the nettles.

A weed is a plant growing where it is not wanted. However nettles are very beneficial to insects and butterflies.

Or you could go with saying you like a wild meadow look

 

[KautoStar]

Spend a hour or 2 tidying up. The student stereotype isn't funny anymore when the worthless joke degree means nothing in the real world.

Basically stop been a lazy faget.

 

[d_brennen]

Curried nettle soup. Win-win

 

[Cosimo]

Just clean the damn garden.

It's a perfect day for a spot of gardening. Stop being lazy and get on with it.

 

[benjii]

It's a perfect day for a spot of gardening.

I love gardening in the sun. When you're done you can relax with a BBQ and a beer or something.

 

[Kiyoshi]

Suppose the main question is, do weeds count as plants in law? From a bit of googling.

You sound like a lovely tenant to have

 

[anything I don't mind]

Its enforceable to the extent that they will hold back some deposit to cover the cost of a third party to clean the garden.

 

[arknor]

sooo hot outside today far to hot for gardening

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Strimmer + gloves + black sack bin liners = WIN. Now go tidy up.

 

[Destination]

A weed is just a plant no one wants around,
So I'm not allowed to ask a question about a contract clause, with no intent of doing anything with any responses? Oh yes, I forgot, this is GD. Unfortunately we don't have a legal forum.

This is brilliant, take your own advice, do nothing, lose entire deposit.


Nettles, thick gloves, long sleeves, pull them up, nettles pull up easily.
Dump into garden waste bin.


Hilarious that you think when state of the garden is specifically stated within your contract that just as you don't own a strimmer you are not responsible for it.

 

[old gamer]

buy a can of petrol and a box of matches and you will soon get rid of all those nasty plants

 

[Kamerad]

Trying to find out whether or not a weed is classed as a plant under law to get out of tidying a garden.... Seen it all now

 

[craptakular]

By the time you and your housemates have wet the bed over the thought of manual labour the whole ordeal could have already been over.

Get some gloves, borrow a strimmer and mower from Mummy and Daddy, then get to work.

 

[Woden]

Gloves, shears, bin liners and a crate of Stella. That's all you need. Be done in an afternoon that.

 

[Phantom Shadow]

By the time you and your housemates have wet the bed over the thought of manual labour the whole ordeal could have already been over.

Get some gloves, borrow a strimmer and mower from Mummy and Daddy, then get to work.

It is a 650 mile round trip to collect a strimmer and mower from mummy and daddy. And then again to return it as they'll be needing the mower for their lawn.

Besides the garden has been tidied now. In case you lot hadn't noticed, not once did I say this was to try and get out of cleaning the garden. I specificially stated that I intended to clean the garden, and this was just a question about how imo the clause was badly worded. Pics to follow as I know you won't believe me.

 

[Surfer]

burn it with FIRE!