"Before Mr. Rimmer" What?

[The Dread Pirate]

It's a banana!

 

[porushinobu]

It's a banana!

An aardvark isnt even a fruit! It's total genius!

 

[Gilly]

"White"
"Yes"
"Hole"
"Right"
"Spewing"
"Yes"
"Time"
"With you"
"Engines dead"
"Oh"
"Air supply low"
"Ah"
"Advise please"
"Right"
...

Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?

"Fish!"
"Today's fish is Trout a la Creme, enjoy your meal"
"Fish!"
"Today's fish is Trout a la Creme, enjoy your meal"
"Fish!"
"Today's fish is Trout a la Creme, enjoy your meal"
"I will!"

 

[porushinobu]

everybodies dead dave
what! selby?
Yes, everybody is dead dave
Not chen!
Yes, gordon bennet, yes chen, everybody is dead dave
Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody is dead?
...Should never of brought him back in the first place

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Alright, dudes!

 

[porushinobu]

Alright, dudes!

I just wanted to tell you
yes?
I just wanted to say
Yes?
I just wanted to say, You're a TOTAL SMEG HEAD
WHat? this isnt my fantasy
Cat: No! It's mine!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?

"Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. NO TOAST."

 

[porushinobu]

"Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. NO TOAST."

Ahhhh! so you're a waffle man!!

 

[Deleted member 651465]

May I remind you all of Space Corp Directive 34124 ?

Space Corp Direction 34124?

"All Japanese conference delegates require their own car parking space"?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Ahhhh! so you're a waffle man!!

See? You see what he's like? He winds me up, man. There's no reasoning with him.


Also if you haven't heard: http://whatculture.com/tv/red-dwarf-season-11-confirmed-filming-date.php \/

 

[porushinobu]

Space Corp Direction 34124?

"All Japanese conference delegates require their own car parking space"?

Any office, cought sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle, in the womens gym, will be discharged without trial???

I'm sorry sir, it doesnt quite get to the matter for me!

 

[Mat]

Brittas: You're eight and a half months pregnant and you haven't seen a doctor?Carole: I suppose I...I hoped it would go away.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

"Of course, lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!"

 

[porushinobu]

They're both dilusional.
The cats a complete Yutz!
and rimmers, well... nice!

 

[Dave****]

So what is it ?

Oh, someone punch him out.

 

[porushinobu]

Oh, someone punch him out.

Are you okay?

I'm Fine thankyou, susan

 

[haaammit]

Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? And I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters," or - and this is my personal preference - "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I preferred the books to the TV shows and then I read better books and watched better TV shows.

 

[Barbie]

I will now attempt to eat a boiled egg ...... FORWARDS!

 

[porushinobu]

I will now attempt to eat a boiled egg ...... FORWARDS!

-gasps-

stick around! there building up to a BIG climax