Drinking alcohol through a straw gets you drunker/drunk faster....

You're able to consume the same amount of alcohol in a shorter time so I'd say if you kept buying each time your glass emptied with the straw you'd get through more than without unless money is the limiting factor :p
 
I really can't believe some of the logic in here ... if you were to drink quicker through a straw it is the speed of consumption that is being changed - the actual straw is irrelevant. If one were to drink the same quantity at the same speed with and without a straw there would be no difference.

What about the one where they say eating food whilst drinking means you get less drunk?

I have no idea, I don't drink and never have but it sounds plausable as the food present means digestion takes longer so the alcohol gets in to your blood slower /over a longer period of time.
 
What about the one where they say eating food whilst drinking means you get less drunk?

I have no idea, I don't drink and never have but it sounds plausable as the food present means digestion takes longer so the alcohol gets in to your blood slower /over a longer period of time.

try drinking on an empty stomach ;)
 
I know I can down a pint way quicker than somebody sucking it through a straw.
In fact I'd be very surprised if nobody couldn't.

i think the idea is when not actively downing a drink, sipping through a straw youl lconsume it in less time than sipping from the glass.

ie subconsciously drink faster
 
I know I can down a pint way quicker than somebody sucking it through a straw.
In fact I'd be very surprised if nobody couldn't.

But you would probably drink a pint faster through a straw than you would supping it normally like a civilised gentleman!
 
What about the one where they say eating food whilst drinking means you get less drunk?

I have no idea, I don't drink and never have but it sounds plausable as the food present means digestion takes longer so the alcohol gets in to your blood slower /over a longer period of time.

Alcohol isn't digested, it just takes longer to adsorb when food is in the stomach.
 
Proponents of the Straw theory have two primary claims. First, when drinking through a straw, people usually drink faster than if they were drinking regularly. Because they are ingesting more alcohol in a shorter period of time, they will clearly get more drunk faster. Secondly, a straw creates a vacuum, which eliminates oxygen. The feeling of intoxication is created in part, because of the lack of oxygen entering us, so when we form a vacuum with a straw, we should naturally get more drunk. Additionally, by creating a vacuum with the straw, the boiling point of alcohol falls, and alcohol vapors are created within the straw, then inhaled into the lungs. This gets the alcohol into the bloodstream much faster than normal ingestion via the stomach.

However, many opponents of the straw method say that although this science is true, the difference would be so negligible it wouldn't even be noticeable. The New York Times even went a step further in ts Q&A section, writing that "There is no evidence that people get drunk faster if they drink alcoholic beverages through a straw, according to the National Institute on Alcoholic Abuse." And even the folks at Mythbusters weighed in on the topic, when it was posted in the community forums of their website, claiming that it was "Busted."

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I also did a quick Google on World Records and came up with:

Drinking a pint normally: 1.7 seconds (not official)
Drinking a pint through a straw: 58 seconds (not official)
 
Just donate a pint of blood first....not only are you doing a good thing, it won't matter which way you fancy imbibing your favourite alcoholic beverage, you'll definitely get drunk faster ;)
 
Is there an objective way to quantify drunkeness ? Surely only the drinker can estimate how drunk they perceive they are ? If you have been drinking your perception will necessarily be a bit off.
 
I also did a quick Google on World Records and came up with:

Drinking a pint normally: 1.7 seconds (not official)
Drinking a pint through a straw: 58 seconds (not official)

Thast's not 'on average' though, and therefore not directly linked with the subject at hand :)
 
The only time a straw is of any real use with alcoholic drinks is when it's used as an air intake when you want to empty a bottle faster.
 
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