I am meeting a girl this evening

Akagi · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:39

God help her.

kaptainmarc · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:43

so you don't want a relationship with this woman but you keep going on "dates" with her.

this is only going to end with you getting a right hook for leading her on I imagine

bloodiedathame · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:43

Issues.

Akagi · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:45

Now, this is a mad, mad thought but... Have you considered... Not kissing her? :rolleyes:

Mr. Pickle · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:45

kaptainmarc said:
so you don't want a relationship with this woman but you keep going on "dates" with her.

this is only going to end with you getting a right hook for leading her on I imagine

well im not going to have sex with her so how can she complain

MikeTheNative · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:45

Haha, I'm not sure that OP is all there.

Mr Jones · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:46

Qjumper said:
Easy.. Go easy on the Garlic and just re;ax and go with the floor but...

Go with the floor?

Like this?

leaskovski · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:46

Thread makes no sense what so ever.

So what is the OP asking here? What advice is it that we give him? Smashing of a greg's product? Brown discharge through the letter box? Im confused!?! Does he "want to go there" or not???

Akagi · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:48

MikeTheNative said:
Haha, I'm not sure that OP is all there.

Ya think?

PiKe · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:52

I thought the school holidays started next month?

Sliver · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:54

If only Theophany were here. He'd know what to say.

Unicorn · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:55

OP just don't get drunk again seriously, If shes into you then you can tell somehow im sure of it i always notice the signs! Just don't **** up and get too drunk your nervous and she will probably know after the first time yeah but cmon u need to get ur head straight do u like her or not. **If you do, kiss her bite her neck and draw all her blood, continue to throw her corpse around the pub like you've just won the worldcup**

** Not serious advice section

Eurofighter · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:55

Don't kiss on the lips unless it's sex time.

MikeTheNative · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:55

Eurofighter said:
Don't kiss on the lips unless it's sex time.

To be honest you don't even need to do that.

MooMoo444 · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:56

Acme said:
Now, this is a mad, mad thought but... Have you considered... Not kissing her?

Madness. Please avoid the stupid suggestions.

Malevolence · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:56

Jic89 said:
This thread is absolutely tragic.

Yes, yes it is. Subscribed!

Uncle Petey · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:57

So, very attractive barmaid likes you because you're the only one in the pub who doesn't try to chat her up and you don't like her because... :confused:

Unicorn · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:57

MikeTheNative said:
To be honest you don't even need to do that.

This, I don't.. Who kisses used meat

balky12 · 17 Jun 2014 at 16:58

I imagined it going a little something like this

Commala · 17 Jun 2014 at 17:00

Kiss her before dessert arrives. That way, even if you're awful, the night isn't completely ruined.