I am meeting a girl this evening

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are these actually dates or are you just going to the pub whilst she is at work being overly friendly with all of the customers ?
sounds like you could have the wrong end of the stick here
 
Well I went there

Shes going on holiday tomorrow which I already knew, she got to get up at about 6am

I got to the pub like 5mins late and one of the weirdos was sitting next to her. I know that my social skills probably are bad but at least im not needy and weird, well maybe weird but not needy, i dont beg for peoples attention or anything

So had to listen to him and involve him in the conversation for ages

didnt really do anything, was really boring

I had half a pint and a coffee and she said she was going home so I agreed, stayed for like 1 hour, gavea hug and left

Have you ever been tested for autism, are you the supreme gentleman?

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olol this thread has got me in stitches. Brilliant!

e : so OP has perfected his opening stages of 'game', by being the absolute master of aloof-ness. Now he just needs to build the comfort/attraction stage before he friend-zones every woman on the planet.

God help us all
 
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I'm going to give you some solid PUA advice son.

1. You're going to need to Peacock (wear something that makes you stand out). From personal experience, I can say that wearing a skipping rope around you like a necklace/scarf produces some good results.

2. Turn up to the restaurant with 3 women either side of you (pre-selection, shows you are desirable, a person of power).

3. Don't acknowledge her when you get in the restaurant, get all of the other women's numbers first (shows you are confident, alfa mail)

4. Give her some solid negs (e.g. if she is talking too much, ask if she has an off-switch).

5. Kino! It's all about the kino! Put your arm round her, read her palm, pull her chair in closer to you.


So yeh, if you follow that advice, you should pretty much be guaranteed a same-night lay.

Good luck and I look forward to reading your field report tomorrow.

That made me laugh.

Oh and OP is a troll.
 
Stop worrying about dates and trying to pull. Just be friendly and like your normal self. If she wants it to go further she will invite you back to hers.

Once you have ******* - fully star out all swear words in future her a few times then you can worry about if you are gf and bf.
 
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECROS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
 
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