Poo through letter box

chaparral · 30 Jun 2014 at 19:14

Hope them had some soap to wash there hands...

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/26/amazon-sells-poo-soap-that-might-be-just-be-too-lifelike-4776333/

Theophany · 30 Jun 2014 at 19:19

chaparral said:
Hope them had some soap to wash there hands...

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/26/amazon-sells-poo-soap-that-might-be-just-be-too-lifelike-4776333/

Cheers for that, about to order some dinner. That's the 'Hot Steamer' hot dog off my menu.

Sliver · 30 Jun 2014 at 19:22

Theophany said:
That's the 'Hot Steamer' hot dog off my menu.

I think you'll find that it's the 'Hot Steamer with Sweetcorn' hot dog. Enjoy !

Efour · 30 Jun 2014 at 19:27

im hungry and aroused..... this thread has ticked all todays boxes

Theophany · 30 Jun 2014 at 19:28

Sliver said:
I think you'll find that it's the 'Hot Steamer with Sweetcorn' hot dog. Enjoy !

>A wild exlax appears!
>You use pokeball
>Wild exlax breaks free!
>You use toilet paper
>Wild exlax is weakened!
>You use toilet paper
>Wild exlax is weakened!
>You use mop
>Wild exlax is defeated!

>duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
>duh duh duh duh duh duh
>da da da da da da da
>da da da da da da

Efour said:
im hungry and aroused..... this thread has ticked all todays boxes

I've never loved anybody this way before.

Trifid · 30 Jun 2014 at 19:58

"Shocked customer Gareth McCarthy said the man, believed to be in his 40s, was wearing flip-flops."

With socks? :eek:

Participant · 30 Jun 2014 at 20:12

The cheek of it!

IronWarrior · 30 Jun 2014 at 20:39

Banks deserve it to be honest.

MikeTheNative · 30 Jun 2014 at 20:59

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

antijoke · 30 Jun 2014 at 21:07

That's one deposit they weren't expecting!

Cosimo · 30 Jun 2014 at 21:21

chaparral said:
Hope them had some soap to wash there hands...

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/26/amazon-sells-poo-soap-that-might-be-just-be-too-lifelike-4776333/

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That is gross.

Deific · 30 Jun 2014 at 21:39

I know OP. It was OP.

mrk · 30 Jun 2014 at 22:13

Onlookers watched in disbelief as the man scuttled up and down the stairs leaving behind streaks of brown mess at a Barclays branch in Andover, Hampshire.

Sorry but this is just the best thing I've read all month

I imagine a Zoidberg doing The Zoidberg while leaving a brown mess in his wake.

Edrof · 30 Jun 2014 at 22:17

Theophany said:
The hell is wrong with people?

I know, Barclays are an awful bank.

MikeTheNative · 30 Jun 2014 at 22:18

Edrof said:
I know, Barclays are an awful bank.

I know, some people just have no shame.

itchy · 30 Jun 2014 at 22:29

Its funny!!

They do it to us all the time only in a financial way.

You goto laugh they are B`stards.

Hades · 1 Jul 2014 at 00:08

That's crap for the staff.

arknor · 1 Jul 2014 at 00:12

but did he wipe

Orionaut · 1 Jul 2014 at 00:16

mrk said:
Sorry but this is just the best thing I've read all month

I imagine a Zoidberg doing The Zoidberg while leaving a brown mess in his wake.

YOU ****ING *******!

I have just sprayed beer all over my expensive keyboard and monitor!

Beren · 1 Jul 2014 at 00:24

Thread Delivers. Some of the most genuinely funny **** I have read in weeks.