Poo through letter box

Spursingham · 1 Jul 2014 at 08:43

1 Man, 1 Bank.

pitchfork · 1 Jul 2014 at 08:46

Tauren said:
wow. you work with a bunch of female animals it seems. disgusting behavior.

Probably through "hovvering"

Women can be disgusting creatures.

omnomnom · 1 Jul 2014 at 12:23

dougal1331 said:
Saw a gentleman of the road crimping one off behind a bush the other day.
I can just about deal with that.
Then his dog scoffed it.

I was creasing at your use of the word "crimping" but the dog bit has killed me.

HAAHAAHAHH

413x · 1 Jul 2014 at 12:47

Literally took a bite out of my wrap when I scrolled to picture on first page
Good job I grew up with farming etc

This thread has squeezed a few laughs out

Particular fav is dog comment

Aedus · 1 Jul 2014 at 13:06

dougal1331 said:
Saw a gentleman of the road crimping one off behind a bush the other day.
I can just about deal with that.
Then his dog scoffed it.

Sitting here in the office laughing like an idiot.

**** you.

Mat · 1 Jul 2014 at 13:19

Still didn't get it through the letterbox though.

Judgeneo · 1 Jul 2014 at 13:27

Jokester said:
That's foul.

Thread needs more puns

MikeTheNative · 1 Jul 2014 at 13:30

Judgeneo said:
Thread needs more puns

No it doesn't, it's already a crappy thread as it is.

porushinobu · 1 Jul 2014 at 13:30

looks like that man was down in the dumps. some protest. Wonder what he was protesting TBH

MikeTheNative · 1 Jul 2014 at 13:35

porushinobu said:
looks like that man was down in the dumps. some protest. Wonder what he was protesting TBH

The **** must have seriously hit the fan.

porushinobu · 1 Jul 2014 at 13:36

MikeTheNative said:
The **** must have seriously hit the fan.

they call him the "turdinator" :cool:

BuffetSlayer · 1 Jul 2014 at 14:20

Any truth that the man had a medical condition, and it was accidental?

spudbynight · 1 Jul 2014 at 19:25

Trifid said:
"Shocked customer Gareth McCarthy said the man, believed to be in his 40s, was wearing flip-flops."

With socks?

I hope not, that would be disgusting.

jesusismyairbag · 1 Jul 2014 at 20:31

some little scunner **** through my letter box once, the next time they did It I ran over and smacked the ****. he was only a young lad, but guess what? he ***** himself every time he sees me now.