How washed up are you?

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I'm not really a celebrity. I'm more like one of those people who narrates shows like "how it's made". It'll never really go out of style, but nobody's going mad for it.
 
I'd be Iggy Pop because I burned brightly in my youth and am now reduced to car insurance adverts and golf. Not so much washed up as burned out.

1000th post, woo hoo.
 
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I'm Charlie Sheen deffo. Used to be funny used to have a decent career. Ruined myself.

Win here win there Bi-Winning, but really just a complete bell end.
 
This is the sort of thing I think about a lot.

Who would play me, in the movie of my life? I've never quite worked it out, never drawn a satisfactory conclusion.

So I'll go for a footballer instead of an actor.

I'd be Diego Maradona, post 1994 drugs ban but pre seriously fat. Done bad things but capable of awesomeness, when I can be arsed. Washed up but not fubar.
 
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Well, just found out recently that 4 of my friends and 1 work colleague have me saved in their phone as Sheldon Cooper, so I guess I'm going to have to go with Jim Parsons!
 
I'm plumping with Paul Gilbert. Some friends, zero foes... Occasionally amusing, pedestrianly inoffensive. Never hitting the peaks of popularity, but generally recognised and (hopefully) liked.

Or maybe you all hate me after that, and to that I say fair play :D
 
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Nitefly said:
I'm plumping with Paul Gilbert. Some friends, zero foes... Occasionally amusing, pedestrianly inoffensive. Never hitting the peaks of popularity, but generally recognised and (hopefully) liked.

Or maybe you all hate me after that, and to that I say fair play :D
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Your popularity tends to peak and wane, the latter usually when I adopt one of your sigs.
 
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What's he got on you lot?

I've never known anyone get away with the amount of **** he posts.
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Oh do me a favour and naff off you old bore.

Apparently anything I post is an affront to your 'sensibilities,' I'm afraid it is rather boring reading your moaning about absolutely nothing now.
 
I want someone else to tell me what celebrity I am and how washed up they are. :p

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You wish you were magnolia, don't you Theo?
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Why would anyone wish that? :confused:

I'd rather be anyone. Even Tony Williams. :p
 
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Theophany said:
Oh do me a favour and naff off you old bore.

Apparently anything I post is an affront to your 'sensibilities,' I'm afraid it is rather boring reading your moaning about absolutely nothing now.
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Apologies if I don't 'get' the ramblings of a wannabe drunk with too much money and no friends.

Continue with you attention seeking threads Theo, you obviously need them in your life :)
 
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