How washed up are you?

[[FnG]magnolia]

I once did a 2 month tour with a prog band, I don't remember much but I remember it was a lot of fun.

Now I'm just a working stiff who hates his job

2 months? You were probably still doing the intro of the first song by the time they fired you.

 

[Theophany]

Apologies if I don't 'get' the ramblings of a wannabe drunk with too much money and no friends.

Continue with you attention seeking threads Theo, you obviously need them in your life

Will do.

I'm Charlie Sheen deffo. Used to be funny used to have a decent career. Ruined myself.

Win here win there Bi-Winning, but really just a complete bell end.

But I still love you. <3

 

[G|mp]

Will do.

As will I continue to berate and take the **** out of you for them

 

[Judgeneo]

Sir Christopher Lee

A lot tougher in my youth than I am today, a bit past serious work, but still effortlessly brilliant. Mostly does Geeky work these days, and spends a lot of time doing voice overs for power metal albums

 

[DannyDrama]

I am beached whale levels of washed up.

 

[HecFam]

Ali G: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Iver 'Eath posse, innit? Come on - let's stab him!
Jezzy F: No, no - wait! Me mum, yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brother's blue football socks even though they ain't colourfast.
Ali G: All right. But you tell that ****, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...

 

[pitchfork]

2 months? You were probably still doing the intro of the first song by the time they fired you.

I'll have you know the fourth keyboardist had finished setting up his mellotron and the drummer was just getting happy with his tom angles, all 5 million of them.

 

[Theophany]

As will I continue to berate and take the **** out of you for them

 

[Devrij]

Axel Rose. I used to be an alcoholic rockstar, now I'm a much better person, but also devoid of all badassness

 

[G|mp]

Back to being jovial again after your hissy fit?

Good girl.

 

[mattyprice4004]

After I gave myself concussion by shouting 'powerrrr!' and subsequently clipping a roundabout I'm now affectionately referred to as Clarkson.
I'm not racist though..

Edit: thinking about it, I also make hilariously out of place comments which offend everyone, and I had a rather scary 'off' on the Nurburgring last time I went. Maybe it's true

 

[The Dread Pirate]

John Belushi

Pass me that bottle 'o' Jim Beam!

*Downs it & Crushes bottle on forehead*

 

[Theophany]

Back to being jovial again after your hissy fit?

Good girl.

I find it fascinating that somebody with such a vociferous dislike for me tries to engage with me disproportionately frequently. Does somebody want a cuddle?

 

[HecFam]

I for one enjoy Theo(paphitis)phany's antics.

Spoiler

 

[Akagi]

I personally prefer reading stupid subjectless nonsense to personal attacks of other forum members from people who think they are better than them.

But hey what do I know.

 

[G|mp]

Snail faget LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

 

[Akagi]

Snail faget LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Thats the spirit....

I said I preferred it, I didn't say I enjoyed it.

 

[porushinobu]

I am just a B list celeb in that case then. Never been too famous, just known in a small area/ 1 country, so I will pick the actor who actuall has the same name as me

Paul Usher

 

[MikeTheNative]

I always find it funny how some members think that their drivel is somehow better than others. As for me. Young, thinks he is funnier than he actually is, a bit posh (compared to some on here ), talks crap all the time. Has to be jack Whitehall.

 

[porushinobu]

I always find it funny how some members think that their drivel is somehow better than others. As for me. Young, thinks he is funnier than he actually is, a bit posh (compared to some on here ), talks crap all the time. Has to be jack Whitehall.

a very modest opinion, although I suspect your still talking ****