Spider Bite

Dolph · 13 Jul 2014 at 09:51

Can you shoot webs from your wrists yet?

Tuppy_Glossop · 13 Jul 2014 at 09:54

I was bitten by a spider on my upper arm while asleep over three weeks ago and the area is still hard and angry-looking. It was the size of a two pence piece but is now down to the size of a big zit.

MooMoo444 · 13 Jul 2014 at 10:17

You have a spider army breeding in your ear, soon they will bore into your brain cavity and take control of you

Kristoph · 13 Jul 2014 at 10:29

Ear pain and swelling has gone down quite a bit. It's now at the level of stinging nettle with quite an ache to it.

No super powers yet, just a peculiar craving for insects.

I live in Somerset. I've seen one of these in my house before but in my bed with me was a first. Doubt the girlfriend will want to stay over again.

Steve2000 · 13 Jul 2014 at 11:50

Definitely not a False Widow.

It's a Black Widow.

Worthy · 13 Jul 2014 at 12:05

Kristoph said:
I live in Somerset.

Pfew, I'm safe. For a moment I thought they were making their way up north. I was about to set fire to my house and move to Scotland, or the Shetlands.

Kristoph · 13 Jul 2014 at 12:20

Arsonist · 13 Jul 2014 at 13:00

bitslice said:
It's probably not pain from venom, but the displaced tissue as the eggs are forced under the flesh.
It should go down as the body gets used to the new brood cavity.

You sire are evil. I am envious. Also that last picture...

Nope nope nope.

Pestilence · 13 Jul 2014 at 13:16

NOPE.

Leaving. Burn this thread, please.

arknor · 13 Jul 2014 at 13:24

Its not the big ones you have to watch out for

It's the small ones

Lucky escape there op

Tohrazer · 13 Jul 2014 at 13:28

NOPE, NOPE *leaves thread then proceeds to check for spiders*

IronWarrior · 13 Jul 2014 at 13:59

Don't want. :eek:

kedge · 13 Jul 2014 at 16:30

Check the web for help

Mynight · 13 Jul 2014 at 16:32

arknor said:
It's the small ones

Lucky escape there op

brilliant!

Where is the picture of the bite?!

Antar Bolaeisk · 13 Jul 2014 at 19:53

Whatever you do, do not go to sleep or you'll wake up dead.

DampDog · 13 Jul 2014 at 19:59

Antar Bolaeisk said:
Whatever you do, do not go to sleep or you'll wake up dead.

Only antidote is Queen Wasp venom! Oh the irony...

Cosimo · 13 Jul 2014 at 20:50

Is OP still alive?

FunkyCowie · 13 Jul 2014 at 22:51

Kristoph · 14 Jul 2014 at 01:20

Still alive, had it identified as a false widow, ear hasn't hatched. Win.

Mynight · 14 Jul 2014 at 01:23

Kristoph said:
Still alive, had it identified as a false widow, ear hasn't hatched. Win.

It's lying it's not really Kristoph anymore! The eggs have taken him over

Good to hear you're ok though. Supposed to be quite a nasty bite

Spider Bite

I haz 4090!