Mustard and body hair.

Xire · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:03

Random thread of the year I know.

Apparently It removes body hair. Has anyone tried this?

Google lets me down.

AtreuS · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:04

Try it?

cant say i have done myself lol

daz · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:04

Who knew. I thought it *grew* body hair.

dirtychinchilla · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:04

Yes.

Where did you get this information from?

Mynight · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:04

Go straight for the sack to thoroughly test it first.

Cosimo · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:05

Been recommended by many on here. Results depend on the type of mustard used.

G-MAN2004 · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:05

The complete opposite.

Xire · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:05

dirtychinchilla said:
Yes.

Where did you get this information from?

I don't actually know. Maybe GD on here come to think of it.

TheBDog · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:07

AtreuS said:
Try it?

Derek W · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:07

The internet, type some **** down and someone will believe it!

LOAM · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:07

daz said:
Who knew. I thought it *grew* body hair.

It does if there's no hair there, if there is it will remove it. This is why you need proper training in mustard application because if you over apply it, suddenly Sasquatch!

MikeTheNative · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:08

Is this not common knowledge? Myself smeared in Mustard is a common sight in my house.

Mynight · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:09

MikeTheNative said:
Is this not common knowledge? Myself smeared in Mustard is a common sight in my house.

Used to be common in the streets too until that pesky lawsuit ey

shaank · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:11

expect a new thread in the morning. One of the following:

"OMG I now look like an ape after applying mustard to myself"
"OMG I'm now completely smooth and hairless, mustard is amazeballs"
"OMG my mum walked in on me naked covered in mustard and now has questions"

Atlas23 · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:12

I relish the fact that you mustard up the courage to ask this burning question OP

TheBDog · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:12

shaank said:
expect a new thread in the morning. One of the following:

"OMG I now look like an ape after applying mustard to myself" 2:1
"OMG I'm now completely smooth and hairless, mustard is amazeballs" 2:1
"OMG my mum walked in on me naked covered in mustard and now has questions" 500:1
"OMG I am now in hospital. Somewhat related to mustard burning" 500:1
"OMG need mustard more than ever because ketchup has made me bald" 250:1
"OMG CONFIRMED: Veet hair removal and sulphuric acid are one and the same" 500:1
"OMG I covered myself in mustard and other foodstuffs and now I'm cover in thousand of [insert bug type] what do I do!?" 100:1
"Worst human burger ever!" 1000:1
"OMG I tried gherkins and bread and now I'm a chip shop" 200:1

Place your bets now folks

shaank · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:13

TheBDog said:
Place your bets now folks

I rather like number 3

dirtychinchilla · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:15

Atlas23 said:
I relish the fact that you mustard up the courage to ask this burning question OP

OP, have all the usual methods failed?!

Mynight · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:15

Can we add a 4th?

"OMG I am now in hospital. Somewhat related to mustard burning"

TheBDog · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:15

shaank said:
I rather like number 3

It's the long shot but who doesn't wanna see that thread?

Mynight said:
Can we add a 4th?

"OMG I am now in hospital. Somewhat related to mustard burning"

Added to my list