Mustard and body hair.

Xire · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:18

dirtychinchilla said:
OP, have all the usual methods failed?!

Other methods include:

Veet hair removal
Waxing
Sulphuric acid

Maybe I could just apply as many food based substances as possible to my body and see which ones remove said hair.

edit: I have some Ketchup on my desk, will apply now and feedback.

TheBDog · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:19

Xire said:
Other methods include:

Veet hair removal
Waxing
Sulphuric acid

Maybe I could just apply as many food based substances as possible to my body and see which ones remove said hair.

DO IT! That would certainly add more to the betting pool(See earlier post)

Mynight · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:19

Xire said:
Veet hair removal

Sulphuric acid

If reading amazon reviews are correct those two are the same but sulphuric acid actually removes hair

shaank · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:22

Xire said:
Other methods include:

Veet hair removal
Waxing
Sulphuric acid

Maybe I could just apply as many food based substances as possible to my body and see which ones remove said hair.

edit: I have some Ketchup on my desk, will apply now and feedback.

lol

genuinely we must add a 5th option now:

"OMG I covered myself in mustard and other foodstuffs and now I'm cover in thousand of [insert bug type] what do I do!?"

TheBDog · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:22

shaank said:
lol

genuinely we must add a 5th option now:

"OMG I covered myself in mustard and other foodstuffs and now I'm cover in thousand of [insert bug type] what do I do!?"

See my previous post

Am adding them as I go. Plus the odds!

Mynight · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:23

Worst human burger ever!

shaank · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:24

Mynight said:
Worst human burger ever!

depends if your into mustard or not I suppose

Mynight · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:25

shaank said:
depends if your into mustard or not I suppose

it was alright until he added the ketchup

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The excess hair might be a bit off-putting.

Xire · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:25

Xire said:
Other methods include:

Veet hair removal
Waxing
Sulphuric acid

Maybe I could just apply as many food based substances as possible to my body and see which ones remove said hair.

edit: I have some Ketchup on my desk, will apply now and feedback.

Ok ketchup has been on my arm for 5 minutes now. Does not appear to be working, although I was eating some succulent GBK fries at the same time and I used the sauce on my arm as a dip so most of it has rubbed off.

Jono8 · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:26

Apply to balls and tip of penis.

profit.

Mynight · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:26

I heard gherkins and bread were pretty good for removing hair.

TheBDog · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:27

Mynight said:
I heard gherkins and bread were pretty good for removing hair.

Added "OMG I tried gherkins and bread and now I'm a chip shop" 200:1 to the odds.

MikeTheNative · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:29

Mynight said:
I heard gherkins and bread were pretty good for removing hair.

Funnily enough I have tried this, obviously it didn't work though.

Mynight · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:30

Spawn of op

Stretch · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:30

Oh, it burns

Atlas23 · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:30

Hi Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order please?

HI

Yeh I'd like a Big OP please with extra mustard

:confused:

MikeTheNative · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:31

Atlas23 said:
Hi Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order please?

HI

Yeh I'd like a Big OP please with extra mustard

While I do like fagets, I'm not sure about having mustard on them.

Xire · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:32

So how many of you are going to go home tonight and apply a dollop of Colmans finest straight to your sack.

P.S. So genuinely, has no one tried this?!?

Mynight · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:33

Edit:hotlinking sorry.

Xire said:
So how many of you are going to go home tonight and apply a dollop of Colmans finest straight to your sack.

P.S. So genuinely, has no one tried this?!?

We`re waiting for results before proceeding

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Zethor · 28 Jul 2014 at 16:44

I have heard mustard removes hair when it reacts with human saliva. Can anyone confirm?