Time to employ yourselves in a profitless and non-practical way.

The Dread Pirate · 5 Aug 2014 at 10:55

Yes it's that time where I've yet again Cheated death and become a year older though I do not feel so nor any the wiser as such my plan to live forever seems to be progressing nicely best wishes to all the other Legends who happen to share this wonderful day with me and a very merry unbirthday to those who don't!

DoneADougalOnSofa · 5 Aug 2014 at 10:57

Another nine days to go for me.

Merry birthday Mr Roberts!

G-MAN2004 · 5 Aug 2014 at 10:57

Happy Birthday! Why are you on here and not drunk?

The Dread Pirate · 5 Aug 2014 at 10:59

G-MAN2004 said:
Happy Birthday! Why are you on here and not drunk?

A good suggestion with 2 minor drawbacks one I'm at work and two I'm at work I realize this is only one drawback but such a big one that I thought I'd mention it twice!

rhysduck · 5 Aug 2014 at 11:01

Cool story

TheBDog · 5 Aug 2014 at 11:43

The Dread Pirate said:
A good suggestion with 2 minor drawbacks one I'm at work and two I'm at work I realize this is only one drawback but such a big one that I thought I'd mention it twice!

So.... you are drunk?

porushinobu · 5 Aug 2014 at 12:22

Merry Birthmas

The Dread Pirate · 5 Aug 2014 at 12:32

TheBDog said:
So.... you are drunk?

sadly not

but I will be this evening

wingman · 5 Aug 2014 at 12:33

The Dread Pirate said:
A good suggestion with 2 minor drawbacks one I'm at work and two I'm at work I realize this is only one drawback but such a big one that I thought I'd mention it twice!

Superb take on a Red Dwarf quote

porushinobu · 5 Aug 2014 at 12:54

wingman said:
Superb take on a Red Dwarf quote

I am sure there will be more to come, maybe involving a toaster or more kryters quotes.

"If I could go back to any time, it would be a week last thursday"
"why"
"don't you remember, I finished all the laundry and then we watched TV, wow we will never see the likes of those days again"

The Dread Pirate · 5 Aug 2014 at 12:58

Howdy-doodily-doo!

Mat · 5 Aug 2014 at 13:15

The Dread Pirate said:
Yes it's that time where I've yet again Cheated death and become a year older though I do not feel so nor any the wiser as such my plan to live forever seems to be progressing nicely best wishes to all the other Legends who happen to share this wonderful day with me and a very merry unbirthday to those who don't!

Mag, is that you? :confused:

Happy birthday cake!

Ryan-3 · 5 Aug 2014 at 13:27

TheBDog said:
So.... you are drunk?

Appears to be a substance even stronger than that, and it begins with D!

Dandelion & Burdock. :eek:

The Dread Pirate · 5 Aug 2014 at 13:47

Mat said:
Mag, is that you?

No! How Dare you! :mad:

Mat said:
Happy birthday cake!

Cheers Dudeage!

The Dread Pirate · 5 Aug 2014 at 13:47

Ryan-3 said:
Appears to be a substance even stronger than that, and it begins with D!

Dandelion & Burdock.

There's Now't wrong wi' D'n'B!

Cosimo · 5 Aug 2014 at 13:52

The Dread Pirate · 5 Aug 2014 at 13:53

AYE!\

/

TheBDog · 5 Aug 2014 at 13:56

Ryan-3 said:
Appears to be a substance even stronger than that, and it begins with D!

Dandelion & Burdock.

The Dread Pirate said:
No! How Dare you!

Why would you respond if you're not Mag? :confused:

The Dread Pirate · 5 Aug 2014 at 14:02

TheBDog said:
Why would you respond if you're not Mag?

Because I feel rather insulted that anyone'd insinuate such a thing! Y'all know I'm much Krazier!

TheBDog · 5 Aug 2014 at 14:06

The Dread Pirate said:
Because I feel rather insulted that anyone'd insinuate such a thing! Y'all know I'm much Krazier!

Crazier with a capital 'k'? :eek:

That's the worst kind