Cat Flounce

One of our cats used to get fed Go-Cat pouches, would then go next door and fight off their cats, eat the Whiskers food, **** in their litter tray and then sit in our front garden for hours attacking dogs.

Had a stroke at the age of 19 and we had him put to sleep. What a machine that cat was.

My sisters cat came in one day with a massive cut on it's neck and we had to lock him inside to help it heal as it was getting worse every day he went out. He ended up just running away.
 
Update #2... So he doesn't come home for weeks, but the morning after I post this thread, he waltzes in and acts like nothing is different.

Explanation has to be that flounce cat has an OcUK account. I have no confirmation yet, but I know for a fact next door got BT Infinity recently as a very strong signal SSID appears now from a BT Home Hub 5. So I can only assume they've bought him a tablet and/or laptop to use to convince him to stay there even more. So I think this goes a lot deeper than food and a comfy bed guys. He's seen this thread and got worried, hence he come back this morning to see wtf was up.

Cheeky t*** though, rubbing himself on my legs when I was trying to enjoy my Lion Bar cereal this morning (top buy also by the way, I recommend it, although it's pricey but money saved on cat food = nicer cereal). He came up on the couch and was purring at me, it was almost like an apology, so I caved in and ended up scratching his face for a good 5 minutes whilst I called him all the combinations of <insert swear word> + turncoat/flounce/traitor etc. I did get bored after 5 mins of scatching his face, so I made the typical mistake a cat owner always makes in stopping with the scratching before the cat says so. That led to a few headbutts from un-impressed flounce cat.

How can this animal honestly live with itself? Such a disgusting attitude. He even managed to get a cat chew stick thing and a cuddle before we left for work..... He's such a deceptive little ****!

If he has bothered to hang about, I'll get a picture of him looking p***** off at lunch time. The investigation continues regardless.
 
Interrogation time. Shine a light in his eye, slap him about a bit. He'll talk eventually, they always do.
 
I've just had a look at that Sanabelle Cat food... How much?!

Our's are fed Tesco's or Sainsbury's Own, and as long as they're alternated every few weeks to keep it "new" ... They're Happy...

I am not letting them see that "posh" cat food!
 
So here is the gypsy cat in question.

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He was upside down sleeping on my sofa 3.7 seconds prior to this mugshot being snapped. Note the absolutely foul expression on its face, that's not from me waking him up, that's just years and years of cat practice at scowling at humans and their petty ways. A face like that takes a lot of practice and effort. Just how unhappy can one look?

I took my loyal furry friend to the park at lunch and when we got back, traitor cat had vanished without trace. So we will see if he bothers coming back again or if this was just one of his new fortnightly-ish visits.
 
FoxEye said:
He could use a good brush, that's for sure :p
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He was glorious when he swanned in this morning. I think the neighbour has rightfully taken over brushing duties in between death grip cuddling and feeding. I took the picture seconds after he pulled himself from an upside down slumber, so his fluffball layer was back to being an epic mess.

At least he doesn't have half a tree knotted through his fur like he usually arrives home with. Neighbour can deal with that **** all she wants.
 
our cat moved out about 2 years ago after a fall out with the other cat. see him once a month or so strutting about...

his mother cat still lives here and his brother cats live on the street in seperate owners houses . they all hang around together and even with other cats. like a big cat gang. dogs dont even bother with them...

very strange how he became an outsider. although he was indeed the best looking kitten , hence us keeping him. when he does come back he remembers exactly where the food is though!
 
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Update #3 - He's taking the absolute p*** now. Troll cat level 9001.

I was skeptical regards the sudden urge to come home and sleep on my couch and demand cuddles on Friday. He stuck around pretending to be cat pal until Sunday, spending the night at home and eating his food. As owners, we were thrilled, the cat loves us again and has returned home from his fling with OAP cat napping scum.

He's now not been home since Sunday........ Flounce suspicion arises....
Now! I did realise on Friday morning that cat hater wasn't outside banging about his garden as usual, the car also wasn't there when we got home in afternoon from shopping. How unusual.... Same again Sunday, no morning shift gardening occured. Could it be that the garden crazy cat botherers have went away for the weekend? Cat face is obviously using us for the weekend because his true love has abandoned him... This is what I suspect. I do not trust him one bit the fluffy ****.

Monday morning, no gardening again. No car. Flouncey has also gone AWOL again. As he has remained since Sunday night so I start doubting my theory. But funnily enough by Monday lunch time their car is back and parked in the driveway and still no sign of flouncey...

TL:DR #3 update = Neighbours went away for weekend. Cat returned. Neighbours came back, cat has executed a re-flounce. Everyone in agreement the cat is somewhat of a legend, but is none the less, a bit of a bell.
 
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