What is the naughiest thing you did in your school days?

Blew up a urinal with home made gunpowder, it made one hell of a bang.

Didn't believe the other kids when they said the bald kid was wearing a syrup and pulled it off his head (felt bad about that)

Got the sixth form banned from doing art in free time by smoking weed and then calling out the Art teacher for his hip flask of whisky.
 
I love the potassium one!! Unfortunately, our science teachers kept their materials locked up very well :p

Worst thing I did was probably throwing several children's picnic boxes as high as I could, one by one. Got to around the 3rd or 4th box, which broke along with everything inside as it landed. No detention or anything, but the teacher informed my parents. That evening, the parents proceeded to humiliate me for an hour which included emptying my piggy bank (to pay for the child's new box), and they recorded the whole *******ing on video camera! I was aged 8, primary school juniors back in 1986, so it was relatively early days to have a video camera.

Not as serious, but more humorous - in sixth form, 1995, computer lab with Windows 3.1 machines. There was a class going on and the deputy headmistress was on one of the machines. I went on a machine, opened up a DOS prompt and did NET SEND "Don't stop wiggle wiggle!" to about a dozen machines at random. Turned out that the machines on both sides of the headmistress got the wiggle message but luckily I didn't get hers - not caught :-)
 
I pushed a teacher into a bin, it was by accident to be honest. He was behind me and grabbed me by the shoulder. .
I hit another teacher on purpose, but he had hit me first. He didn't stay long after that.
Mostly I was just guilty of cheeky stuff which i usually got away with :)
 
Put each end of a paper clip in a power socket, switched it on, nothing happened. Knocked it with a pen and bang! Tiny molten bits came flying out. Luckily nobody was injured. Just a few holes made in blazers where it burned through. Oh and tripped the power to the sockets in the science block which wasn't fixed for about a month. Oops.

Didn't get caught for that one
 
me and a friend turned as many of the small gas supplies for the bunsen burners on before we left class (we were 12) one lesson. it was the last lesson of the day.

the cleaner's reported it and we owned up after the head teacher went mad in assembly and said there would be 'consequences for everybody' if the culprit didn't own up.

in hindsight and being the son of a biochemist, i know it was utter stupidity. i'm not even sure if enough gas would've leaked to cause an explosion but who the heck gives kids as young as that access to such stuff?
 
Got suspended when the headmaster caught a couple of us in the local pub, I was 16 at the time - I asked him if he wanted a pint too, miserable sod.

Got suspended again a year later by the same headmaster, when I threw most of a drum kit through the 6th form common room window (it was open). I only wanted a little peace and quiet and some clown just kept bashing the thing. I think what really upset the headmaster was that he was walking down the steps below with two of the governors when it started raining drums. That was quite an expensive temper tantrum as I had to pay for the broken drums.
 
In primary school I got in trouble because I had just found out about the birds and the bees so I got the toy Joseph and Mary from the nativity scene in year 4 and showed my classmates them having sex. Someone told the teacher and I got in trouble for that.

Didn't really get in trouble in secondary school I don't think. Got in trouble for a few things but nothing major. Most I got done for was getting caught being too hands on with my girlfriend at the time. That's it really. Maybe some other stuff but I can't remember now.

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Ok I remembered something. French coursework was to make a tour guide of Colchester (where I'm from) in French obviously. I found my brothers that he did on our family computer and handed that in. Was pretty retarded as I didn't change the name on it. The teacher found it funny and let me do it again. My mate Josh got in trouble because all he did was go on the visit colchester website and google translate it.
 
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I may or may not have been involved in a small incident during the summer holidays, where the PE equipment shed may or may not have burnt down all by itself.

Luckily, the three fire engines got there before the performing arts building followed suit...
 
At primary school I was throwing stones with a friend at lunch time, I Got suspended for a week at lunch times.

My mum went nuts at me.
 
Someone in our class filled one of them large syringes with water and squirted it at the teacher in French class. She was wearing a thin white t shirt and had an incredible figure. The syringe was passed under the tables so she never found who had it.
History teacher came in halfway through the lesson and took a couple of us out as he had questions relating to our coursework. When I went back in I got body searched by her. Had to stay sitting down for the rest of the lesson......


The other incident involved embedding an Opal Fruit in a blackboard (the roller ones) courtesy of a fishing catapult, narrowly missing the biology teacher. Got away with that one.
 
alexisonfire said:
I got a hand job in chemistry class once, I miss teaching there.
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I had a casio remote control watch. In my history lessons I had once had the opportunity to learn a few commands of the VCR remote. During the lessons we would watch several videos about the wars and the luddites. When the history teacher wasnt looking I would rewind, fast forward etc. Then he would run and overcome what I had done with his actual remote. The icing on the cake would be ejecting the cassette after several minutes of torture!
 
Also before tabbed web browsing being the attention deficited geek I am, I always had lots of browser windows open at the same time. On an ISDN connection this used to **** all the other students off and I always used to get told off. I feel better now tabbed browsing is the norm because it means I was normal doing what I was doing.
 
Got handjobs in French and Maths.

Not mine, but from my school: Locked French teacher in the cupboard and made her cry. Stole keys to staff bathroom and put on a note on the bog that said "Have a nice ****!".
 
Got suspended from a very good private boarding school for dealing in pornography. I made enough o buy every game console and game I wanted and shower my friends with snacks. The teachers referred to me as the porn baron.
 
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