I was a royal marine for 18 years and I am now a linguist, not a theologian. Is that ok with you?
Could you post your CV please?

I was a royal marine for 18 years and I am now a linguist, not a theologian. Is that ok with you?

The Piranhas may still be an issue they're very strong swimmers and could probably bite your face off!
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You could also use the glass from windows for that too.
However if we take the spirit of the OP perhaps we should argue that instead of catching fire it lands in a large river in a jungle and you just get out, with your two chosen objects, before the whole thing slips beneath the water, gone for good!
You could also use the glass from windows for that too.
However if we take the spirit of the OP perhaps we should argue that instead of catching fire it lands in a large river in a jungle and you just get out, with your two chosen objects, before the whole thing slips beneath the water, gone for good!
I'd brave the water and Salvage whatever I could.
Piranhas really aren't an issue unless you're weak and pouring blood and/or it's a fairly restricted pool and they're hungry and bunched together. Even then it's probably crocs you should be more worried about...
Piranhas have a bad reputation but it's mostly rubbish.
Just don't pee while you're in the water.
Machette and Fire kit.
Seen a few comments stating making a fire isn't easy, it really is though.
Native species Excrement, Dead bodies of said native species, Toothpick fish, Piranhas...

I'll be honest here, I'm pretty sure water purification kits don't do much against piranhas...
I'll be honest here, I'm pretty sure water purification kits don't do much against piranhas...

Untrue they'd make the water conditions inhospitable to piranhas... and **** them off a bit!

Seen a few comments stating making a fire isn't easy, it really is though.
Plastic sheeting can be used to collect water, protect you from water, form a hammock to get you off the ground, it could be used to make a rain mack, it could used to collect water and evaporate it to get salts. The chances are you will get ill and therefore water and salts are essential.
Bacteria and viruses are the natural problems. There's also man made. Including the waste dumped from illegal logging camps and drug laboratories. I watched a documentary about making cocaine once and what those guys were pouring into the rivers and what it was doing down stream was horrific. Bleach. By the barrel. At several barrels. For one batch.
The point I, and castiel, were trying to make was that even a basic piece of equipment requires some skills to use. To get the most out of a machete, without chopping off a limb is quite a skilled operation, same with shelter building, fire starting, clean water identification and all the rest.
Seen a few comments stating making a fire isn't easy, it really is though.
Have you ever had to start on in a rainforest. I have - it isn't easy. I can imagine it's even more difficult when you are stressed, fatigued, and most likely injured.