On a serious note though, anywhere in particular in Scotland you're planning to travel? For serious "views" and stuff, you can do a lot worse than heading up the west coast north of Glasgow. There is little of interest south of there really.
Head up the A82 toward Loch Lomond. Some lovely view along the A83 towards Lochgilphead, then up the A816 to Oban. Keep heading North and you can hit Glencoe and Fort William. Never been to Skye myself yet, but you could head over there, I'm sure it's beautiful. Then return to Loch Ness, bit of Nessy hunting, before hitting up Inverness.
Then, if you want to go all in, keep firing North all the way to Thurso / John O'Groats. Extra brownie points if you take the ferry to Orkney. It's beautiful up there, if a little windy at times. But there is a place called Twatt, so epic sign pictures can be had.
Coming back down, the most scenic route would likely be the A9 through the Cairngorms and that. But you miss the East Coast (where I am), but there aint much to see really. There are all the fishing towns and stuff along the North East, and then arable land coming down through Angus and the like, but most views and stuff will be best off along the A9.
Finish off in Edinburgh to see the castle I guess. Maybe Stop at Stirling castle too if you have the time (see Wallace Monument and that), and you'll have done the tour really.