Little things people do that annoy you?

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People who tell me how rude it is to answer calls on my phone whilst on the train.

No. It's only annoying you because you can't hear what the other person is saying.
 
People who spend 20 minutes in front of the atm whilst they take cash out of every single one of their multiple bank accounts.....ohh and they faff about trying to get the money and cards back into the purse.

Women at checkouts (because i've never seen a man do this in my life) who hold up queues because they are so slow with packing food and paying for it.

People on buses/trains who sit in the aisle seat and put all their stuff on the window seat...as if to say i need 2 seats 1 for me and 1 for my planetsize ego.
 
people that walk holding hands along a narrow pavement & expect you to step into the road to let them pass.
People that stand reading in front of book/magazine shelves & block everyone else from getting near.
People that deliberately drive well below the speed limit even if it 30
 
You know these fluffy bunny "People are good hugs solve everything" ******s, it's like they don't see the world outside of their presumably very easy lives.

And people who see money as superiority, especially if it's their parents money. Rich or poor we're all just people, doesn't matter if you're lord of the manor or john f peasant who hasn't got a pot to **** in.

What else, oh yeah, people who get all uppity about swearing - they're just words.

People who lecture about smoking and drinking like they're somehow better for not doing it - and the same goes for vegetarians or people who are on nonsense fad diets. Do it if you want but don't talk to me about how this roast beef sandwich is going to be like glue in my intestines and I'm such a murderous pig and blah blah blah, leave me alone to enjoy my fag and a pint while I eat this suckling pig.
 
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People who slurp their drink.
People who chew loudly.
People who do not flush the toilet.
People who put their bags on the seat of a train and look surprised when asked to move.
People who park in disabled bays. - have a good one for this. Whilst parked in it with a mate and his brother who we were helping back into the car due to being disabled, a chav pulled into the other disabled space. Chav's face was priceless and drove straight out the car park at the speed of light.
People who stop in the road when an emergency vehicle comes.
People who do not close the door/gate they have just opened.
People who "knock and walk in" rather than knock and wait.
People who make me take my receipt after a purchase because "it has all my personal information on it"
People who drive to the station and park on our road.
People who do not reply to messages when you know it has been read.
People who who try and jump queues. - do remember telling a woman out the car window "what the **** do you think i'm waiting for" as she tried to drive around the queue that she "didn't think were queuing for petrol"... at the petrol station.
People who say a man in a suit is "posh"
People who button both buttons on a two button suit.
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I do like to do the top one with a coffee in the morning, just to be annoying. Oh, and the metro. Short women trying to push their way through you. YES. I AM GETTING OFF HERE.
 
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The people who find it acceptable to crash near the Luton area on the M1 on a Friday at about 12:45 pretty much every Friday. Why?! Just Why?!
 
A first world problem admittedly, but I get really wound up by women (it's never men) who insist on crossing their legs on the tube, the damn carriage is packed to the hilt, i'm standing in the aisle and I have some moron rubbing their dirty shoes over my trouser leg because they won't sit properly. It's caused a few arguments...
 
The cyclists on the camel trail that cycle side by side very slowly and the people who insist on sitting near me on the beach even when there's loads of space ,happens at crantock all the time
 
People who don't do things right. Like stacking dishes with no order instead neatly lining them up to maximise the space. Things need to be done right the first time.
 
I tend to park miles away from other cars due to me wanting to minimise the chances of some idiot knocking my car with their door etc....

But without fail, every time I come back to my car there's always someone parked right next to me and as close as they could possibly have gotten. Bloody annoys me (I'm sure they do it on purpose). They could literally park in one of the other 30 empty spaces...
 
The use of "first world problems" in response to an issue someone mentions. It's not as if the retard who spouts that is ;living in the poorest part of Africa or has any real idea what that's like. Every ones problems are relative, well mine are I can't stand my family, and just because they don't live in abject poverty with no food or water, doesn't mean their problems are not important to them.
 
People who stand at the entrance of the seating area on the train and hold on to the pole only to pull strange faces and look surprised when you are forced to ask them to move so that you can stand between the seats.

People walking and using their mobile phones when leaving the train station, forcing everyone behind them to walk at their pace.

People who are physically capable and insist on walking up stairs by walking on every single step and refusing to skip a step, slowing down people behind them.

People (women) who insist on pointing out what they don't like about people who they don't even know that they walk past in the street. ie touching their hair or stomach to indicate that they think your fat or don't like your hair style.
 
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