Woman becomes pony?

timebomb26 · 27 Sep 2014 at 01:32

Sad thing is this is probably the mane story the daily mail will publish today.

D.P. · 27 Sep 2014 at 02:04

Stop horsing around you guys. Thus is a sserious issue, I feel pony for her.

Philtor · 27 Sep 2014 at 03:21

'Pony mode'... Is that what they call it these days?

LOAM · 27 Sep 2014 at 05:14

Its a trap

Edward78 · 27 Sep 2014 at 05:45

She is a bit off, according to the gallup poles.

ng93 · 27 Sep 2014 at 07:06

Mask looks more serial killer than pony

Digital X · 27 Sep 2014 at 07:52

I have a very sore throat due to infection and I nearrly cried from pain and laughter. Good grief..

Ryan-3 · 27 Sep 2014 at 08:37

I'd expect short odds on them not being friends, with conditions firm to moist in places.

FinglisHobbit · 27 Sep 2014 at 08:58

She's a bit masculine. Bet Hor shoes are massive.

413x · 27 Sep 2014 at 09:17

I wonder how much it costs to feed the pony

:-P

ElliorR · 27 Sep 2014 at 09:27

The mane problem for getting her back to reality is the Centaur for Horse Related Mental Illnesses has had it's budget reigned in a bit and they can't take her in so she's saddled with this affliction. She needs familiar human things to help her so I'd advise she buys herself a new Towcester, a Red car and buy some pallets from Chep, stow them away and use them later in the year for firewood.. One plus side is if she is a male horse she'll have some Good wood. But overall, Aintree an idiot?

Nate75 · 27 Sep 2014 at 09:32

ElliorR said:
The mane problem for getting her back to reality is the Centaur for Horse Related Mental Illnesses has had it's budget reigned in a bit and they can't take her in so she's saddled with this affliction. She needs familiar human things to help her so I'd advise she buys herself a new Towcester, a Red car and buy some pallets from Chep, stow them away and use them later in the year for firewood.. One plus side is if she is a male horse she'll have some Good wood. But overall, Aintree an idiot?

Good effort. Love the thread title...

Edward78 · 27 Sep 2014 at 13:56

ng93 said:
Mask looks more serial killer than pony

I agree with that... Wonder if she likes pony tales?

Zenduri · 27 Sep 2014 at 14:25

I wonder if gypsys race her down a country road.

Also wonder if she has one of these Pony Tail butt plug (amazon link)

Cosimo · 28 Sep 2014 at 09:06

Pawnless Endgame said:
I bet she rides like a stallion lol

Bet she neighs like one as well.

avrc · 28 Sep 2014 at 09:24

'I think when the world looks at me as a pony, they see something that makes them think "Oh my God, that's amazing",' she says.

That's not what I'm thinking :rolleyes:

AndyCroft1982 · 28 Sep 2014 at 11:29

I feel sorry for her family who have been saddled with this loon

willhub · 28 Sep 2014 at 11:40

She needs to quit horsing around and get back into the real world.

jcr · 28 Sep 2014 at 11:46

I wonder if shes just yearning for a stable relationship

Crizzy · 28 Sep 2014 at 13:55

Bet the bronies would go mad for this.