Things you find when picking your nose...

Things you find when picking your ears...

Oh wow! I had otitis externa once, from getting something in my ear when diving. It was excruciatingly painful until the doc syringed my ear and this lump of something came out and clanged into the metal bowl. The relief was like nothing I had felt before, it was amazing and that guy must have felt like his head had just been popped to release the pressure!
 
i recently noticed that when i pick my nose i use my left hand, but im right handed...
does this mean im ambidextrous?
 
I think the bot fly takes the prize for most disgusting parasite that feeds off humans. Maggots wriggling under my scalp and munching on my skin makes me shudder. No thanks!!
 
I was under the impression that it was some sort of cotton swab or something that had been left up there...
 
I was under the impression that it was some sort of cotton swab or something that had been left up there...

More than likely. Seen one of those "in the ER" programs or whatever my missus was watching once and an old boy had been having non stop nosebleeds, so they'd bunged a load of stuff up his nose to cause it to coagulate. He was in to have it all removed. Stomach churning but looked like he was so satisfied at the relief of having it out at the same time. And his nose bleeding had stopped.
 
I often find metal filings, paint and sawdust.

And I work in an office, I need to get cleaner hobbies...

...they'll mix cocaine with anything these days :D
 
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