Science says: Fat people are making us fat

One of my firends is a "large" person and he asked me the otherday "Would you go for a slightly larger rounder woman" I told him "no way" and he then proceeded to give me a hard time about being judgmental about her looks and that she might be a nice person. I said to him "Bro, I just don't find fat attractive and to me its a turn off because to me a fat person doesn't have the will power to try and change and in essence they are lazy." He then said "you calling me lazy".......you cant win with some people. To summarize fat is not and should never be acceptable in society. Being fat is an illness and it stems from bad parenting.
 
This past weekend i put away 24 bottles of windhoek. Pizza on friday night and a indian take out on the saturday. *rubs stomach*

Being fat is not an illness that is like the psychology non sense of calling every human behaviour under the sun a disorder so that they can sell more medicines.
 
Thats it mate....be proud of yourself.

Shame my tax money is going to pay for your triple heart bypass in a few years time.....
 
MooMoo444 said:
Better that than paying for a few Polish, Muslim and Indian families to come over and live on the state.
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Solidarity brother! We only want obese white British people in this country! Can't have fat Poles, Indians or Pakistanis. That just takes the proverbial!
 
OhEsEcks said:
Like AA. Phone your sponsor. "I'm outside McD's and about to order a big mac meal, I need help!".
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Get me a double cheese while you're there!


And fries.



Maybe a coke? Nah, Fanta!



Oh yeah and I haven't had a McFlurry in time! Defo grab me one of those too.

Not sure what flavour though....


And now do I fancy a Chicken Legend? Mmmmm, salsa or mayo......


...Nevermind, I'll be there in a bit. :D
 
I think 'body acceptance' is going to cause a real problem. I understand that some people will be naturally smaller than others while some larger, that however doesn't give a excuse for the fatties to be 20st plus. I don't want to get started on a fat rant, I'll be here all day.
 
FortuitousFluke said:
Tax payers money? Dirty sponging immigrants? Come on, I just someone to claim fat people are a government conspiracy and I've got an OCUK full house. All the prize tickets.
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Asim will be here in a minute to tell us that the McD's and other American fast food joints are a covert imperialist expansion by the United States. One minute everything is fine, next thing the illuminati are dumping Ebola in our McD milkshakes.
 
TheBDog said:
Start a conversation about fat people, they said.

It'd be fine, they said.
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The fatties just get offended. With alcohol and smoking it is socially acceptable to say to someone 'it's unhealthy, you probably should quit'. They usually don't get in a massive tizzie either. But say to someone 'your overweight, perhaps you should lose some weight', everyone loses their minds.
 
TheBDog said:
Get me a double cheese while you're there!
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A couple of weeks back we were out with friends and on the way home me and the missus stopped in for kebabs. She said she wasn't that hungry but got one anyway. So she munched a mouthful or two of it and then says "don't want it" and I was like *YOINK* waste not want not. I was about 2/3rds of the way through hers when I noticed the deafening silence from her and felt the stare of disgust. Then noticed my reflection in a shop window, having already polished off one kebab I'm now standing with a second and most of the chilli / garlic sauce mix plastered all over my face.

AND I REGRET ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
 
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