Football - it just seems like a bunch of prancing nancies getting paid obscene amounts of money and in the case of the England squad, getting that money for basically being rubbish at their job!
Modern 'art' - OK I know it is like marmite and not strictly something that
everyone else likes, but I simply fail to see the art in it.
Purile trash TV, like towie, geordie shore, big brother, x-factor, strictly so on and so forth (and don't get me started on soaps like Eastenders

).
Fashion. WTF is it all about? Why are people spending 5 times the money on the same kind of garment because it has a particular logo on it? Yes, dressing sharp is appealing I get it. But it can be achieved relatively easily without spending obscene amounts of cash on a logo. "Yeah man check out my Gucci sneaks". Dude I dont give a
**** about your Gucci sneaks, you look like a nob and Addidas have been making footwear like that for decades and they dont cost £350. Fool!
Going abroad. We are obsessed with it as a nation. I find it very sad that many people in the UK have seen more of foreign countries than they have of their own. But then again I am not obsessed with sunshine. In fact I don't really like hot weather. Why would you want to sit in 40 degree heat? If I wanted to be cooked I would climb in the frickin oven!
Social media. Yeah I have a Facebook account. Some strange thing possessed me to open one when Facebook first came out. I barely use it. What I do see is a decline in the overall intelligence of the people on it. "OMFG someone posted a picture with a quote on it and it has 15 zillion likes, you must share it!!!". I must share it? What, even though the quote is not even genuine but all the Facebook sheep don't have the intelligence to check it out before writing hilarious "OMG how deep is this guy" comments? How about you
**** off and stop posting
**** on my wall and
stop sending me game invites. I didn't accept the first 10 times, so take the hint! Twitter - where people post every inane detail of their miserable life so all the other people out there who are equally miserable can retweet it. How about you look up from your phone and start living in the real world? How about you chat to someone next to you in the queue and tell them about your day? No? Why? Because they are strangers? lolwut. Epic logic fail is epic! (Jean-Luc, a facepalm when you are ready please!)
Fri/Sat night on the town. An experience full of retarded people who cannot handle their drink and who get lairy and anti-social because of it. Why do people still go into town on a weekend? 90% of the people where I work love it. Last time I went along I was packed into a hot bar like a sardine in a vice and the music was so loud that you could barely make yourself heard even when shouting. Getting to the bar was a drawn out affair and it reminded me of Emperor Penguins shuffling their feet to get to the centre of the huddle. Once you have your drink you then realise the truth. You have no hope in hell of escaping the bar area without spilling it, probably on one of the many drunk and lairy individuals that tend to frequent these establishments. No, this kind of activity is not for me!
Fad sports culture (and all other fad culture). Wimbledon is on, so sales of tennis racquets go through the roof. Six weeks later, they get put in a cupboard and forgotten about. Tremendous cycling success for the UK, so bike sales soar. Then it gets cold and they get put in the garage never to be used again.
Modern music. Oh dear me. Massively popular but utterly rubbish. What ever happened to the real talented songrwriters and musicians?
Christmas. Why do I have to look at Christmas items in the shop in September? Christmas has become an event I no longer understand. It seems to be about filling our lives with material possessions along with eating and drinking ourselves into a vegetative state, and for what? Some kind of backwards pleasure where we feel good about buying gifts for other people, but only if we receive similar value and quantity of items in return, otherwise we feel had over? I just don't get it.
