"Before Mr. Rimmer" What?

Did you REALLY think I would be fooled by that trick from the "Surfboarding killer bikini vampire Girls"



This peice in particular is exquisite, its Simplicity, its bold, stark lines. Pray, what do you call it?
The "Light Switch"
So... I couldn't buy it then
Not REALLY. I need it to turn the lights on and off
 
Skeeter said:
Red Dwarf is all about the dialogue between the few key characters, rather than what's actually going on. That's why the episodes with a big cast, or where lots of 'stuff' is going on will always be inferior to those where its just 4 blokes in a room talking :).
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Definitely, I have come to enjoy the early episodes much more as I've grown up, because of this.

(I can remember watching series 6, 7 and 8 when they were first broadcast but all the others were on tape/repeats)
 
Series 5 & 6 2 reasons Quarantine and Cowboys of the Apocalypse!

"'It's 1971, a Swedish man crashes into a tree, what causes the accident?' There's nothing medical, nothing wrong with the car."

"Riiiight, so, um, this Swedish guy drives into a tree, what caused the accident.... Answer's in the back, right?"

"Right."

"Well... That's a really hard one, that. I mean, probably gotta be pretty damn smart to get a question like that right. You know what, I'm gonna go for a moose."

"A moose?!"

"Yeah, it was in the road, he swerved to avoid the moose."

"Are you insane? That's never gonna be - it's a moose."

"Sometimes life is good."

"Ah, sir, you asked me to remind you, it's ten minutes til your exam..."

"Kryten, lateral thinking question, just got it myself. It's 1971, a Swedish man drives into a tree, what causes the accident?"

"Well, it's a moose, sir, he swerves and hits a tree."

"Is it me? How did you get that?"

"Get what?

"I've got something for you. A lateral thinking question."

"A lottery what?"

"Ahhh, I knew I could rely on you. What caused this accident?"

"What accident?"

"No, no. It's a question, alright? Are you ready? It's 1971, a man..."

"Was he Swedish?"

"...Yes?"

"A moose! It was a moose! He swerved to avoid it, and hit a tree! Oh, and the moose is on the road, by the way not in the car driving. Oww! Yea-ah! Oww! Yea-ah!"
 
porushinobu said:
chris barrie is good, he does some good impressions and with that as roof can also improv
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He used to do a fair amount of the voices on Spitting Image.

My Turn :p

KRYTEN: Who would put this man, this joke of a man, a man who couldn't
outwit a used tea bag, in a position of authority where he could wipe
out an entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is not guilty of
manslaughter. He's only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is
his crime. It is also his punishment. Defence rests.

(from Season 4, Justice)
 
Grimley said:
KRYTEN: Who would put this man, this joke of a man, a man who couldn't
outwit a used tea bag, in a position of authority where he could wipe
out an entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is not guilty of
manslaughter. He's only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is
his crime. It is also his punishment. Defence rests.

(from Season 4, Justice)
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"A man of such awesome stupidity, he even objects to his own defence council"

Always been one of my favourite lines:D
 
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