What is the Coolest Wearable Tech Currently Available?

TheBDog · 16 Oct 2014 at 15:37

Atlas23 said:
SUP Brah my t-shirt is running kit-kat, let me just browse to OcUK on my chest. Oh hang on 'Internet' has stopped working

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That only happened once with my HTC One m8, seriously m8, don't be a h8ter m8.

Also, kit-kat is SOOOOO old school. It's Lollipop now Bizzles ma nizzles :rolleyes:

l2android m8

Atlas23 · 16 Oct 2014 at 15:43

You kids with your lollipops and kitkats

TheBDog · 16 Oct 2014 at 15:44

Atlas23 said:
You kids with your lollipops and kitkats

Older than you m8 :rolleyes:

Tuppy_Glossop · 16 Oct 2014 at 15:44

anything I don't mind said:
I am still waiting for the itoilet with built in lcd screen. I need that kind of statistics for health.

Over a few drinks (honest) my mates and I came up with iDump. It's a toilet that measures the amount you poo (by displacement of water) and sends it to your phone. Suggested enhancements included a stool colour assessment (image processing) through a camera and the ability to capture the whole thing in 1080p.

We decided it would probably only sell in Germany so we put it on a back burner.

anything I don't mind · 16 Oct 2014 at 15:50

itoilet is going to happen just a matter of time. It will be able to scan your urine for illness and tell you if you need to drink more water and so on. It could even tell you the density of faeces and whether you need to eat more fibre. Built in usb for charging your phone/tablet while you on the can. lcd screen for charts and long term trends.

Haggisman · 16 Oct 2014 at 16:08

anything I don't mind said:
Built in usb for charging your phone/tablet while you on the can.

How long do you spend on the toilet that you need to charge your phone?! :eek:

Vtec9k · 16 Oct 2014 at 16:20

Until you can implant it directly into my arm I'm not interested!

TheBDog · 16 Oct 2014 at 16:23

Vtec9k said:
Until you can implant it directly into my arm I'm not interested!

I 'can' implant modern tech directly into your arm. I'm not saying it'll be more useful that way, but give me a drill and some sellotape and it's definitely possible

Zogger · 16 Oct 2014 at 16:24

Tuppy_Glossop said:
Over a few drinks (honest) my mates and I came up with iDump. It's a toilet that measures the amount you poo (by displacement of water) and sends it to your phone. Suggested enhancements included a stool colour assessment (image processing) through a camera and the ability to capture the whole thing in 1080p.

We decided it would probably only sell in Germany so we put it on a back burner.

hmm... would it be wearable?

Cosimo · 16 Oct 2014 at 16:25

anything I don't mind said:
I am still waiting for the itoilet with built in lcd screen. I need that kind of statistics for health.

How do you prose to wear this iToilet, will it be some form of incontinence pants collecting processed waste in your shoes?

Kosmiche · 16 Oct 2014 at 16:26

I have a ******** in atm does that count

Atlas23 · 16 Oct 2014 at 16:37

Eames said:
I have a ******** in atm does that count

Are you rapidly losing weight again?

ikillbears · 16 Oct 2014 at 16:40

and also

I want my clothes to talk to me in that voice.

sigma · 16 Oct 2014 at 16:47

Not sure if it's been mentioned but contactless pay bad is probably the most useful bit of kit out there, I don't own one but it seems like a good idea. No need to faff around with contactless cards or stickers and the one my friend has will top up automatically. Makes things like the London Underground a bit smoother to use.