No deliveries from Waitrose any more!

robfosters · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:00

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-waitrose-home-delivery-gnaws-leg-esacpe.html

Mynight · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:05

Just added protein don't know why they're all up in arms :confused:

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randal · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:14

That spider kills one person every 7.3 years.

It needs to up it's game.

Mynight · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:16

Or that person needs to move.

robgmun · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:17

Could have happened from any shop.

RoboCod · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:27

Waitrose is crap anyway. Lidl > *

jsmoke · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:30

More chance of getting run over by a Waitrose van.

Nevakonaza · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:45

Store sent worker to trap it

Are they serious?

Know what i would have told them haha.

Mynight · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:51

That can't be in their contracts

robfosters · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:57

Lol!

You will be obligated to work at least one Sunday a month and to visit shoppers homes as required to remove the worlds most dangerous spider

LeeUK · 20 Oct 2014 at 00:59

‘The safety of our customers is our absolute priority.

Store sent worker to trap it

They obviously don't care about the safety of their staff.

robfosters · 20 Oct 2014 at 01:02

LeeUK said:
They obviously don't care about the safety of their staff.

Be fair, they gave him a freezer bag for protection.

That'll be coming off!

Tefal · 20 Oct 2014 at 01:04

This is why organic crap is bad lol.

give me the pesticides rather than the pests

radar19 · 20 Oct 2014 at 01:05

Yea, no.

Mynight · 20 Oct 2014 at 01:10

Lol from experience their freezer bags barely stay together let alone take on that little monster.

If I was sent id love to have turned up with a sledgehammer/blowtorch and full bio suit. Mumbling about "the fith one this week". Just to see the already horrified families faces

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Kinda puts a false widow in perspective doesn't it haha.

robfosters · 20 Oct 2014 at 01:12

Mynight said:
full bio suit.

You'd have cleared the street with everyone running down the road screaming "EBOLA!!!"

Mynight · 20 Oct 2014 at 01:13

It's an ebola spider

. Double danger!

Sledgehammer to fend off its attacks/splat it. Blowtorch to kill the remaining ebola infection from the splatting.

Mr Joshua · 20 Oct 2014 at 02:20

robfosters said:
Be fair, they gave him a freezer bag for protection.

Any spider found in or around bananas would be given a very informal introduction to the sole of my boot.

Mynight · 20 Oct 2014 at 02:53

I think that one would shrug it off and kick you back

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I'm not sure who'd win

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233 · 20 Oct 2014 at 06:04

Pest controller described creature as 'hardcore' and said when he tried to trap it, rather than run, it attacked

Just brilliant