I live 100 yards in straight line from large Tesco building. Five floors of parking, two shopping floors, restaurant floor. I do everything in my power not to shop there. It is without a doubt the worst supermarket I have every seen in UK, in Europe, in the world. Restaurant closed, three floors of parking closed, one store floor closed, half of the remaining floor partitioned and closed, one out of three lifts working. Inside it's like Banhoff Zoo movie set, grim, drab, urine in every corner of the lift and parking lot, leaking fridges propped by several flood defence bags, wonky asbestos ceiling panels pierced by random pipes and airline pipeline repairs over the years above you. Every wall plastered in faded shades of that eighties school uniform blue and red they use for logos, but scruffier, dirtier, peeling and damaged.
They re-arranged sections few months ago and now it is completely retarded, all the heavy items are at the back, veg, milk and bread is in the furthest corner at the back, but alcohol is right on the front, between children toys and nappies. Nothing in the layout makes any sense. Cheese is adjacent to instant meal section, but imported sliced cheese is at the end of the meat section between hamburgers and milk. Coffee is next to fizzy drinks but coffee whitener and sugar is next to spices and flour. Milk is tucked behind veg section, but long life milk is in opposite diagonally section, between ethnic food and rice bags. Quick/instant rice however is in canned veg section. Noodles are not in the same section as pasta. The so called "healthy" breads - the Kargs and Rivita's are between chocolates and imported cookie boxes in confectionery alley.
Life is too short and time is too precious trying to play treasure hunt and where is Waldo in dirty, depressing, smelly store.