Tesco in crisis

I live 100 yards in straight line from large Tesco building. Five floors of parking, two shopping floors, restaurant floor. I do everything in my power not to shop there. It is without a doubt the worst supermarket I have every seen in UK, in Europe, in the world. Restaurant closed, three floors of parking closed, one store floor closed, half of the remaining floor partitioned and closed, one out of three lifts working. Inside it's like Banhoff Zoo movie set, grim, drab, urine in every corner of the lift and parking lot, leaking fridges propped by several flood defence bags, wonky asbestos ceiling panels pierced by random pipes and airline pipeline repairs over the years above you. Every wall plastered in faded shades of that eighties school uniform blue and red they use for logos, but scruffier, dirtier, peeling and damaged.

They re-arranged sections few months ago and now it is completely retarded, all the heavy items are at the back, veg, milk and bread is in the furthest corner at the back, but alcohol is right on the front, between children toys and nappies. Nothing in the layout makes any sense. Cheese is adjacent to instant meal section, but imported sliced cheese is at the end of the meat section between hamburgers and milk. Coffee is next to fizzy drinks but coffee whitener and sugar is next to spices and flour. Milk is tucked behind veg section, but long life milk is in opposite diagonally section, between ethnic food and rice bags. Quick/instant rice however is in canned veg section. Noodles are not in the same section as pasta. The so called "healthy" breads - the Kargs and Rivita's are between chocolates and imported cookie boxes in confectionery alley.

Life is too short and time is too precious trying to play treasure hunt and where is Waldo in dirty, depressing, smelly store.

Where on earth do you live? That sounds like no Tesco I've been to.
 
Oh dear. In the news today, Tesco are down nearly 92% on profits! They were expecting around £850 million pre tax, but got £112 million.

Because the profit figure includes one-off items and an adjustment for previous mis-statements. The underlying profit was still enormous at almost £800m.

So they made almost a BILLION in profit - rather early to count them out?
 
I'm really struggling to picture these hell holes too.

My Local tesco was immaculate, well lit, amazingly well stocked Yeah it wasn't awesome quality but you got what you payed for, like anything.

They had just brought in Self scanning again. It was a very nice retail space.
 
They re-arranged sections few months ago and now it is completely retarded, all the heavy items are at the back, veg, milk and bread is in the furthest corner at the back, but alcohol is right on the front, between children toys and nappies. Nothing in the layout makes any sense. Cheese is adjacent to instant meal section, but imported sliced cheese is at the end of the meat section between hamburgers and milk. Coffee is next to fizzy drinks but coffee whitener and sugar is next to spices and flour. Milk is tucked behind veg section, but long life milk is in opposite diagonally section, between ethnic food and rice bags. Quick/instant rice however is in canned veg section. Noodles are not in the same section as pasta. The so called "healthy" breads - the Kargs and Rivita's are between chocolates and imported cookie boxes in confectionery alley.
It makes perfect sense, they want to to wander around the store and pick up other items, it works, it is a proven method.
 
Our local Tesco 'revamped' their bakery section and it got worse :/.

If you are referring to Meadows then I think it got a lot better, however having an express in half a mile up the road in Blackwater, one in Yateley, less than 5 minutes drive away and also one in Derby Green again less than 5 minutes drive away, with around 2 minutes between the Yateley and Derby Green ones is absolutely ****ing stupid. On top of that they also wanted to put an express in the old Tumble Down Dick in Farnborough a 2 minute walk from Asda/Sainsbury's and overall not that far from another Express 2 minutes drive up the road next the Potters' Arms if you know Farnborough at all.
 
It makes perfect sense, they want to to wander around the store and pick up other items, it works, it is a proven method.

Except it doesn't or atleast not according to family and friends of my mum who have all been moaning about it lately and gone to other stores instead.
 
Remember the 80's.

They used to known as one of the dumps to shop at. I allways remember the naff looking brick and concrete builds of the 60's/70's in every town i ever went in as a child.

Then they started building all those large shops on out of town parks and became the place to be in the 90's. Either way, good value on butternut squash, bigger the better and tesco marking £2 on those trumps the rest of the supers, local markets/shops.
 
[TW]Fox;27099810 said:
That is one huge Tesco - do we really have a 8 story Tesco hyperstore in the UK!?

My local one is quite big - 4 levels of parking though they only use 3 currently I think - not been down the lowest level in awhile, 2 levels inside the shop and a huge restaurant area, opticians, etc.

EDIT: Going by google maps the bottom bit is still open.

EDIT2: I seem to remember theres a tesco up around Lewisham area that is spread over ~8 levels as well from my time living up that way.

They wouldn't do it if it didn't work.

Doesn't sound like it is working :P
 
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Remember the 80's.

They used to known as one of the dumps to shop at. I allways remember the naff looking brick and concrete builds of the 60's/70's in every town i ever went in as a child.

Then they started building all those large shops on out of town parks and became the place to be in the 90's. Either way, good value on butternut squash, bigger the better and tesco marking £2 on those trumps the rest of the supers, local markets/shops.

Remember WM Lows? and lots used to shop in Somerfields. Oh, WM Lows was Scottish… or was it…

William Low (popularly referred to as Willie Low's;[1] latterly marketed as Wm Low) was a chain of supermarkets based in Dundee, Scotland, until it was bought out by Tesco for £257m in 1994.

As a group it was smaller than most of its competitors and often served small towns, although it still had several large supermarkets, including two in Dundee, and two in Perth. Most towns in the Tayside region had at least one large William Low store and it had branches throughout Scotland, North East England, Cumbria and Yorkshire. Tesco had to compete with a rival takeover bid from competitor J Sainsbury for the chain and, following the takeover, 57 of the William Low stores were converted to the Tesco fascia. Prior to this, there were only around 17 Tesco branches in Scotland.
 
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When I was young it was Key Markets? not sure what happened to them and Gateway (later Somerfields).

EDIT: Looks like Key Markets was bought by Gateway.
 
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[TW]Fox;27099810 said:
That is one huge Tesco - do we really have a 8 story Tesco hyperstore in the UK!?

I always thought Slough was the biggest until at leat recently and that is just one level of parking and one level of Tesco (although some smaller retail outlets underneath). This one sounds like it's in a tower block or something.
 
I always thought Slough was the biggest until at leat recently and that is just one level of parking and one level of Tesco (although some smaller retail outlets underneath). This one sounds like it's in a tower block or something.

Thats assuming he was talking about it all being level on top of level - my local one is something like this where the lines are parking levels and S the store.

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Doesn't come out quite right but you get the idea.
 
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