One for the older members perhaps?

I would like my ashes put in a Rocket, maybe one those home made ones you can buy, blasted into the sky and boom my ashes are scattered:):)
 
I want to be buried in tattered clothes with various accessories in a giant blister pack made of plastic. That way if anyone digs me up, they'll think they've found a giant zombie action figure.
 
My body will be an empty shell once I'm gone. Just stick me in a desert somewhere after the bits that can be reused have been taken out & let the Vultures eat the rest. :p
 
I've always wanted the viking burial. Stuck on a small raft with all the stuff to travel into Valhalla with, pushed out into the ocean, then flaming arrows fired at the sail. Then I slowly drift into the sunset, burning.
 
Wrapped in a couple of bin bags driven out to the woods in the back of a hire transit and buried somewhere out the way

Total cost sub £50

Leaving other money set aside for my funeral for a nice holiday for the missus and kids to get over it
 
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Im glad someone else thought this, I didnt know what to respond to the comment

:p



Cremated, mixed with gunpowder and made in to some fireworks?


Cremated, then cremated again when they explode
 
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