Skinny jeans and grandad trousers with orange F's

I recently had to return a jacket bought online as for some bizarre reason the brand decided that their XXL was a mere 42-44 Chest -I couldn't even get my arms into the thing! :mad:
 
This is pretty much standard dress for me when I'm not in work clothes..

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At least you are normal height.
Try being 5' like me :p
Regardless of waist nothing really fits!
 
Quilted stitch jackets need to die along with those wearing them! And why has that man tucked his casual shirt into his jeans? What is this?
 
I hate to say it but Next are actually pretty good for jeans.
As I am now 37 I don't care that they only cost around £20.

I'm 6'3" and close to 16st with a 35" waist....I buy the boot cut, loose fit jeans and they're good.
 
ajf said:
Try being 5' like me :p
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Is there still time/are you under the age of 24?

A person can't help the height they're given, but any male in their twenties who can fit into a size 6 dress clearly squandered their youth at the keyboard and surviving on celery rather than going outdoors and eating normal sized meals.
 
Deadly Ferret said:
Is there still time/are you under the age of 24?

A person can't help the height they're given, but any male in their twenties who can fit into a size 6 dress clearly squandered their youth at the keyboard and surviving on celery rather than going outdoors and eating normal sized meals.
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Massive generalisation!

I'm 20, 6ft 2in and weight just shy of 11 stone and have a 30-32 inch waist, I could probably squeeze into that female dress at a push!

Why don't you just try wearing smart casual as your normal attire? Try smart brown shoes of some kind, chinos or a similar shape trouser, shirt and jumper.

A shop like Crew or Gantt might cater to you? House of Fraser/M&S/Next sort of thing might be worth a shot too.
 
mrk said:
Quilted stitch jackets need to die along with those wearing them! And why has that man tucked his casual shirt into his jeans? What is this?
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Because shirts hanging out are so 2000s and look terrible on most people who do it with shirts that are too long. They look particularly terrible on people over mid 30s.
 
Jonny L said:
Go to Debenhams? They've got Levi's etc.
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This, though Levis has turned into a bit of a minefield :( half the factories making them pump out the classic or straight cut closer in style to tapered and sub normal Levi quality material :( so definitely want to buy somewhere you can see them first.

Pretty much my goto casual wear Levi 501 or 506 and a decent shirt.
 
Another one who goes to Next for their jeans. I am 6' 1" 14st and buy their 32" straights which fit perfectly.

My wife is a size 6 and would never fit into her dresses. Have tried on her friends dresses which are a size 10 and fit ok everywhere except very tight on the chest. You guys that can fit in a 6 must have next to no muscles as my wife is tiny!
 
That pic was from Crew Clothing by the way in case you are wondering..
I pretty mush solely go into House Of Fraser, Crew and Joules when in town looking for clothes. Cheltenham is awash with other clothes shops but they all seem to be hipster gaylord attire I can't stand.
I am glad a few people piped up about untucked shirts too, that look I see in pubs and clubs with "lads" shirts just hanging out like a flag blowing in the wind looks RIDICULOUS.
You look a mess! You look lazy. You look like you don't care how you look, or you spend every Friday swilling the beer with your mates, you have a gut that makes a pregnant pig look slim!
 
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