I need help from you humorous people in GD

actually give him a note that weighs exactly 50lbs! (22.7kg, you can do this, its even HSE approved!)
 
anticonscience said:
Why do you want to take the **** out of him though? Seems a genuine guy, maybe you should do everyone a favour and not turn up to the party as you quite clearly seem to be socially awkward.
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Wow, you seem socially awkward, ever heard of banter???

I sit next to this guy and although our jobs cover separate parts of the company there is some integration and we help each other a lot by working well as a team. We joke together and it makes the day go quicker.

I just wanted to joke about this a bit more and I've already done the 'I thought you were older' thing. So wanted something a bit more unique.
 
Tell him you thought he was in his early 30s because <insert name> told you he'd just had a really hard life and only recently got over his addiction.
 
Find a pic of an old £1 note and make 50 copies and just say sorry you thought it said 50 pound notes. . .
 
FunkyCowie said:
Wow, you seem socially awkward, ever heard of banter???

I sit next to this guy and although our jobs cover separate parts of the company there is some integration and we help each other a lot by working well as a team. We joke together and it makes the day go quicker.

I just wanted to joke about this a bit more and I've already done the 'I thought you were older' thing. So wanted something a bit more unique.
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Well context is everything, and your OP says:

he has sent out the below e-mail and I am curious if anyone can come up with a better idea than me to take the **** out of him.
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That's why I thought what I did. If you'd have said have a bit of banter with him, come up with a witty response then it would have been different.
 
On the day of the party, when he's not looking, grab him and tie him up, throw him in the boot of your car after stealing his clothes.

Wear his clothes and add a Jimmy Saville mask. Attend the party pretending to be him. Open his presents soak up the goodwill, go home with his wife. Then untie him in the morning and regale him with the good time you all had at his party.

It'll be hilarious.
 
oh you're 25? i thought you were 40! i've had that and you just become a bleepbleep in his eyes.

buy him some +8 years LEGO.
 
NO MIKE, WHAT ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY? WHERE WERE YOU FOR THAT? NO ONE TURNED UP AND I EVEN WAITED AT THE RESTAURANT FOR AN EXTRA 40 MINUTES BEFORE THE WAITER POLITELY ASKED ME TO LEAVE BECAUSE I HAD TO GIVE THE TABLE UP.

IMAGINE IT MIKE. IMAGINE ME AT AN EMPTY TABLE WHICH SHOULD HAVE SAT 18 OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS. IMAGINE THE FUN AND JOKES WE WOULD HAVE SHARED. I THINK ABOUT IT MIKE, I THINK ABOUT IT A LOT. IT MAKES ME CRY MIKE, I DON'T MIND ADMITTING THAT.

SO WHEN YOUR INVITE ARRIVED I WAS POLE-AXED. EVEN YOUR BANTS DIDN'T RAISE A SMILE AND YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE THE BANTS, MIKE. NO, IT MADE ME ANGRY MICHAEL, BECAUSE THAT's NOT HOW NICE PEOPLE BEHAVE AND I'M A NICE PERSON, I TRULY THINK I AM EVEN WITH THOSE BAD TIMES FROM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.

BUT THAT WAS BEFORE, MICHAEL. I WON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN THAT DARKNESS AGAIN, NOT OVER A SILLY MISUNDERSTANDING, EVEN THOUGH YOU SAID YOU'D BE THERE AND I TRUSTED YOU MICHAEL. I TRUSTED YOU.

MICHAEL, I THINK WE NEED TO TALK, IT WON'T TAKE LONG. I WANT TO WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND GIVE YOU A HUG LIKE THE OLD DAYS.

MICHAEL, I'M OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE. CAN WE TALK? I'M COMING IN NOW.
 
Make a 50lb block and paint it to look like a pile of post it notes. "50lbs of note for the comedian!"
 
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